Attention Pervs

[klingle]

STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES!

I don't squirt, I don't want to feel your "massive cock" sliding between my legs, I don't have huge tits, I won't send you pictures of them, and above all, I'm not a girl!

I got three PMs from two assholes, and this is my FOURTH FUCKING POST! What part of my username/my other three posts makes you fucking pervs think I'm a girl? Just be thankful I'm too nice to post your usernames in public.

 

[thør]

STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES!

I don't squirt, I don't want to feel your "massive cock" sliding between my legs, I don't have huge tits, I won't send you pictures of them, and above all, I'm not a girl!

I got three PMs from two assholes, and this is my FOURTH FUCKING POST! What part of my username/my other three posts makes you fucking pervs think I'm a girl? Just be thankful I'm too nice to post your usernames in public.

Is this a cry for attention?

 

[klingle]

Is this a cry for attention?

Yeah, right.

 

[TexasWife25]

Post your tits!

 

[thør]

Yeah, right.

Seems that way......

 

[klingle]

Seems that way......

Are you into dudes? I think you're the only guy that hasn't propositioned me yet.

 

[thør]

Are you into dudes? I think you're the only guy that hasn't propositioned me yet.

I don't swing that way, but I don't care that you do. Thank you for the offer.

 

[klingle]

I don't swing that way, but I don't care that you do. Thank you for the offer.

This requires an eye roll.

 

[pink]

This thread does cry for attention.

 

[mothership]

You've barely been here. This thread won't help. If you can't deal with PM's you are fucked.

 

[klingle]

You've barely been here. This thread won't help. If you can't deal with PM's you are fucked.

Do you get them?

 

[mothership]

Do you get them?

No, but I have never posted this type of thread in the general board. I have profile information, and I have posted enough to have an AV.

 

[klingle]

No, but I have never posted this type of thread in the general board. I have profile information, and I have posted enough to have an AV.

I see.

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Is this Blobfish 3.0?

 

[lovetoread]

Come on, you know you want to feel this massive cock of mine.

Welcome to feeling what a gurl on Lit goes through.

 

[bronzeage]

STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES!

I don't squirt, I don't want to feel your "massive cock" sliding between my legs, I don't have huge tits, I won't send you pictures of them, and above all, I'm not a girl!

I got three PMs from two assholes, and this is my FOURTH FUCKING POST! What part of my username/my other three posts makes you fucking pervs think I'm a girl? Just be thankful I'm too nice to post your usernames in public.

It's your own fault. "Klingle" is a rather disgusting term used by scat freaks.

Go ahead and act like you didn't know.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I will be at the pool.

 

[thør]

It's your own fault. "Klingle" is a rather disgusting term used by scat freaks.

Go ahead and act like you didn't know.

Klingle is a "dirt road" in DC.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't want to feel your "massive cock" sliding between my legs

I don't care who you are, visualizing this scenario will get a party started.

I don't have huge tits

Whatever God gave you is what's right. And you should be happy with them.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I don't squirt, I don't want to feel your "massive cock" sliding between my legs, I don't have huge tits, I won't send you pictures of them, and above all, I'm not a girl!

Well, nobody's perfect.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pjz-omnpzmQ/Tgj7boqrR2I/AAAAAAAAA2Y/PHgJpCjO6JM/s1600/some_like_it_hot_well_nobodys_perfect_www.d332.com.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

somebody sure thinks they're special

 

[thør]

somebody sure thinks they're special

Everyone is special in their own way.

 

[Wok]

mmm, sweaty, hairy buttsecks.

 

[neci]

mmm, sweaty, hairy buttsecks.

show me your boobs.

 

[Wok]

show me your boobs.

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