does anyone actually fuck around here?

Bert Notorius

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i'm curious about those of us who fuck either as a hobby or professionally and that fuzzy area in between.
i was recently fucked in bed and while it's just a small thing, it's validating. silly maybe, but i'm trying.
anyone here with experience and/or advice about moving foward? and anyone else looking for those things?
 
Nope, not here...

...I only like to fvck when there's love being made.
 
i'm curious about those of us who fuck either as a hobby or professionally and that fuzzy area in between.
i was recently fucked in bed and while it's just a small thing, it's validating. silly maybe, but i'm trying.
anyone here with experience and/or advice about moving foward? and anyone else looking for those things?

Are you suggesting that there are too many all talk and no walk people here?
 
Are you suggesting that there are too many all talk and no walk people here?

Walking and fucking is harder than it looks. It should not be attempted by amateurs, especially without the proper safety gear.
 
In real life it always seems to be the ones who talk loudest about it that aren't getting any.

I never talk about my sex life, but my husband sometimes does.
 
Fun Fact: I haven't been laid in 2 months. This is the longest dry spell in my adult life. I find it annoying... I've thought about sleeping with people I don't like, just, you know, because... but I haven't... So... yup.
 
I couldnt tell you the last time I had sex. Or the last time I had an orgasm.

Depressing.
 
I couldnt tell you the last time I had sex. Or the last time I had an orgasm.

Depressing.

Depressing thread is depressing.

It wouldn't be so bad, except I went from an area where I got laid a lot to this redneck death trap. There's no one in this town I would fuck. I don't like the chicks, and I couldn't hit on the guys even if I did like them. I've got myself into a bad situation. It would be nice to have someone, though, and I do get hit on a lot. I'm lonesome...
 
I haven't been fucked in two months due to illness and let me tell you, it's not a very happy thing..you get angry and annoyed and the worst part is that your partner gets angry and annoyed and then you get more angry and annoyed because you can't fuck him/her.... so then you go about doing the BJ's or handjobs and then you get angry and annoyed because you can't get an orgasm as well...AND THEN you start to have sex dreams and wake up JUST BEFORE you orgasm, and then you CAN'T ORGASM and you just get ANGRY AND ANNOYED.



This thread has made me ANGRY and ANNOYED. :mad:
 
I couldnt tell you the last time I had sex. Or the last time I had an orgasm.

Depressing.

That is a crying shame!! You are beautiful BTW....

And as for the thread...nope..been at least a month and it's getting old!!!:mad:
 
I haven't been fucked in two months due to illness and let me tell you, it's not a very happy thing..you get angry and annoyed and the worst part is that your partner gets angry and annoyed and then you get more angry and annoyed because you can't fuck him/her.... so then you go about doing the BJ's or handjobs and then you get angry and annoyed because you can't get an orgasm as well...AND THEN you start to have sex dreams and wake up JUST BEFORE you orgasm, and then you CAN'T ORGASM and you just get ANGRY AND ANNOYED.

Girl's gotta eat!
 
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