The best pick up line yet!

[voluptuary_manque]

They're in in just to do you a favor!

 

[Stella_Omega]

it's an okay pickup line-- not the best. Pickup lines, by definition, aren't "the best."

Except when women use them on men.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Or about men. To this day I strongly believe that some time back in the university, HM (for reasons of her own) must have said to one of her friends, "I want that one." It worked and I would suggest that it must be a pretty good (and probably rather common!) pick up line.

 

[TxRad]

Or about men. To this day I strongly believe that some time back in the university, HM (for reasons of her own) must have said to one of her friends, "I want that one." It worked and I would suggest that it must be a pretty good (and probably rather common!) pick up line.

Most of the time, that is a life sentence, not a pickup line.

 

[Handley_Page]

Most of the time, that is a life sentence, not a pickup line.

How very true.

but "Do you?" seemed to work well enough for a pal of mine back in the day.

 

[TxRad]

How very true.

but "Do you?" seemed to work well enough for a pal of mine back in the day.

A friend of mine back in the day used the, "Do you like peanut butter?" Line and it worked almost 50% of the time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

A friend of mine back in the day used the, "Do you like peanut butter?" Line and it worked almost 50% of the time.

Okay, explain this please...

i dont know it and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm hard pressed to understand how it could work . . .

And I love peanut butter!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

. . . .

 

[TxRad]

Okay, explain this please...

i dont know it and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Back in the mid to late 60's, I had a buddy in the Marines that would take wekend leave to Disneyland. I went with him several times because of the amount of tail he claimed to get. He got it alright, that or his face slapped. It was a bout 50/50.

He would walk up to a young lady by herself and ask if she liked Peanut Butter. If she said yes, he would exclaim, "So do I. Do you want to go somewhere and fuck?"

The woman would either laugh and go with him or slap his face.

I never had the nerve to try it.

Southern raising, I guess. He was from New York If I remember right.

 

[_Lynn_]

Okay, explain this please...

i dont know it and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Ditto.

Back in the mid to late 60's, I had a buddy in the Marines that would take wekend leave to Disneyland. I went with him several times because of the amount of tail he claimed to get. He got it alright, that or his face slapped. It was a bout 50/50.

He would walk up to a young lady by herself and ask if she liked Peanut Butter. If she said yes, he would exclaim, "So do I. Do you want to go somewhere and fuck?"

The woman would either laugh and go with him or slap his face.

I never had the nerve to try it.

Southern raising, I guess. He was from New York If I remember right.

That sounds original, but I have no experience with pickup lines.

 

[carlieplum]

I had a friend back in the day who scored with a non-verbal pickup line.

1. Make eye contact with girl.
2. Point at girl.
3. Gesture to own crotch.
4. Lift hands and shoulder in universal body language for "You wanna?"

I could never believe it, but it worked.

 

[carlieplum]

Flipping this around, what's the WORST pickup line that WORKED on YOU.

Ashamed to admit it, but I fell for "I really like that perfume you're wearing. I'd like to lick it off your body."

Yes, the guy turned out to be just as big of a tool as you would expect. (Albeit a very good-looking tool.)

 

[estragon]

Why do you care how big a tool he was as long as he had a big tool? Or in other words, it's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long.

 

[HeatherVivant]

I thought the peanut butter pickup line was this:

"Is your name Skippy?"

"No, what made you think that?"

"Because you look like you spread so easily."

Needless to say I don't think it would work for you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Back in the mid to late 60's, I had a buddy in the Marines that would take wekend leave to Disneyland. I went with him several times because of the amount of tail he claimed to get. He got it alright, that or his face slapped. It was a bout 50/50.

He would walk up to a young lady by herself and ask if she liked Peanut Butter. If she said yes, he would exclaim, "So do I. Do you want to go somewhere and fuck?"

The woman would either laugh and go with him or slap his face.

I never had the nerve to try it.

Southern raising, I guess. He was from New York If I remember right.

Hehe I would totally have fallen for that back in the day!

Actually, "you wanna fuck?" worked fine. I either said yes, or no-- the problem with saying no was getting the guy to believe me -- I should have slapped them, huh?

 

[mynameisben]

I used to ask the young ladies I was interested in, "Hey! Would you like to go with me to the DMV?"

I figured if they said yes, I could ask them for anything.