i want to get to know you better

I am here to help..He seems to like you..I wanted to help. She is available, she is lovely and she has a snapping turtle for a vagina...That makes her feisty and fun

Wait what am I being auctioned off again?? I didnt know I was available AND damn why you gotta give away ALL my secrets to the new guy
 
Wait what am I being auctioned off again?? I didnt know I was available AND damn why you gotta give away ALL my secrets to the new guy

The bidding will start at a Nickel:

*crickets*

Fuck come on people...a vagina with teeth..hell you can sell her on Craiglist tomorrow and make a profit
 
I hope that's not code for something naughty, b/c I'm about to ask my brother if he's had it

Nope it is awesome...The Wishbone.

BBQ chicken, BBQ sauce, bacon and pineapple...phenomenal..never eaten bbq pizza before,..the idea is terrible to me until i ate this pizza
 
Ummmm so hi. I am a pisces I like puppies and long walks on the beach. I wipe twice everytime before flushing, I put the lid down and I will never hog the covers...Again
Whore. Snagging all the good ones when they're newbies. ;)
 
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