i want to get to know you better

[DayMaker]

You drive too fast!

Duh.

Hottie Trooper stationed along the way???

 

[IhateClowns]

Ummmmmm What the fuck do you think you are doing?????? I asked for myself..Get your own thread

 

[IhateClowns]

WOW that really works??????? Fuck had I known that I could have been able to watch football every Sunday

 

[DayMaker]

WOW that really works??????? Fuck had I known that I could have been able to watch football every Sunday

Ummmm....what are you talking about?

 

[IhateClowns]

Ummmm....what are you talking about?

Just saying fucking stop and you all did if even for a few minutes WOOOHOOOO need to bottle that up and sell it

 

[DayMaker]

Just saying fucking stop and you all did if even for a few minutes WOOOHOOOO need to bottle that up and sell it

Ah, but grasshopper....we're women...

We never forget ANYTHING you say, EVER. In fact, over time we have the ability to twist anything you say into something negative and turn it against you. When we're being quiet we may have moved on, but we haven't forgotten. No, instead it's festering inside us.

Or, like me, we saw something shiny in another thread....

 

[IhateClowns]

Ah, but grasshopper....we're women...

We never forget ANYTHING you say, EVER. In fact, over time we have the ability to twist anything you say into something negative and turn it against you. When we're being quiet we may have moved on, but we haven't forgotten. No, instead it's festering inside us.

Or, like me, we saw something shiny in another thread....

Yeah pretty much..So essentially you guys are saying you are all AD/HD..shiny objects everywhere huh

 

[DayMaker]

Yeah pretty much..So essentially you guys are saying you are all AD/HD..shiny objects everywhere huh

No, I said I was AD/HD.

FYI - I am going to be able to hold that statement against you at a later date and time.

 

[IhateClowns]

No, I said I was AD/HD.

FYI - I am going to be able to hold that statement against you at a later date and time.

Shit!!!! I just painted my penis to look like a disco ball.

 

[DayMaker]

Shit!!!! I just painted my penis to look like a disco ball.

OMG!

I hope you didn't use superglue to glue little mirror pieces to your balls.

However, if you did....I volunteer to pull each and every one off.

 

[IhateClowns]

OMG!

I hope you didn't use superglue to glue little mirror pieces to your balls.

However, if you did....I volunteer to pull each and every one off.

Nope no super glue..Just spit and peanut butter...I can just call the dog over

 

[DayMaker]

Nope no super glue..Just spit and peanut butter...I can just call the dog over

LMAO!!!


I feel bad for....the dog. Can we name him Disco?

 

[IhateClowns]

LMAO!!!


I feel bad for....the dog. Can we name him Disco?

Sure no problem MY concern is if he liks himself after..i will have a hard time explaining that to the vet

 

[DayMaker]

Sure no problem MY concern is if he liks himself after..i will have a hard time explaining that to the vet

Pretty sure he's seen worse.

Where did you say you lived again?

 

[IhateClowns]

Pretty sure he's seen worse.

Where did you say you lived again?

Oklahoma..UGH Don't come here you won't want to leave any quicker than you possibly could

 

[Wife of Bath]

#88. I am hungry. I want some pizza. Where can I find the best pizza and what should I top it with?

Naples, Italy. They'll make the best pizza you've ever eaten with flour, yeast, water, cheese, tomato sauce, and basil.

You're welcome.

 

[IhateClowns]

Naples, Italy. They'll make the best pizza you've ever eaten with flour, yeast, water, cheese, tomato sauce, and basil.

You're welcome.

Naples sounds Italian....Pizza is Italian...hmmmmmm we may have a winner!!!!!

 

[DayMaker]

Oklahoma..UGH Don't come here you won't want to leave any quicker than you possibly could

Not on my list of places to visit.

You come see me instead.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Oklahoma..UGH Don't come here you won't want to leave any quicker than you possibly could

Isnt there a place called Santos or something like that in OKC/Norman area thats supposed to be super yum

 

[IhateClowns]

Isnt there a place called Santos or something like that in OKC/Norman area thats supposed to be super yum

Hmm havent heard of it....I have eaten at The Wedge which is pretty good...will have to look it up

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Hmm havent heard of it....I have eaten at The Wedge which is pretty good...will have to look it up

http://sandrospizzaandpasta.com/

 

[maturechaser]

http://sandrospizzaandpasta.com/

what makes you a fungatorgurl?

 

[IhateClowns]

what makes you a fungatorgurl?

Her vagina has teeth *nods*

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Her vagina has teeth *nods*

Yes and it does and its SO fun!!! Your terrible IHC

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes and it does and its SO fun!!! Your terrible IHC

I am here to help..He seems to like you..I wanted to help. She is available, she is lovely and she has a snapping turtle for a vagina...That makes her feisty and fun