The ESC 2011 Bashing Thread

[Svenskaflicka]

I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. Guys shaking their mantits?

 

[matriarch]

Spain,,,,,,backing singers/dancers schooled in the 'I've had too much to drink and I think I'm fucking good' school of dancing.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ukraine is boring me already

 

[CharleyH]

heart beat, heart beat from the Ukraine .... wait for it, it's ... it's not profound.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ukraine is obviously pretty good at porn too, though.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

UKRAINE: OK, no criticism here. Cute song, albeit a little melancholy. The girl is cute as the angel she sings about, the winged shoulders ont he dress are adorable, and the artist is amazingly talented.

LOVE this.

 

[CharleyH]

Ukraine is obviously pretty good at porn too, though.

they have feathers and boas.

 

[Liar]

UKRAINE: OK, no criticism here. Cute song, albeit a little melancholy. The girl is cute as the angel she sings about, the winged shoulders ont he dress are adorable, and the artist is amazingly talented.

LOVE this.

Good singer, good sand...thingy. Awful song.

 

[matriarch]

Ukraine is boring me already

Forget the awful singer, I just want to keep watching that incredibly talented sand artist in the background. Fantastic.

 

[CharleyH]

UKRAINE: OK, no criticism here. Cute song, albeit a little melancholy. The girl is cute as the angel she sings about, the winged shoulders ont he dress are adorable, and the artist is amazingly talented.

LOVE this.

eeks, are we watching the same thing?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I wouldn't mind watching more of the Ukrainian singer, as long as she stops singing...

 

[CharleyH]

Now this band has a 70's look! Albeit not much else.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

SERBIA: One day, they will join the Western Europe in the current decade...

 

[matriarch]

This is bad, we've done so much fast forwarding we've almost caught up!

Serbia.

60's gone wrong.
She can't hit one right note, the psychedelic background hurts my eyes and my head....

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Serbia is giving me flashbacks from before when I was born and had developed higher brain functions.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

eeks, are we watching the same thing?

Didn't you say you liked the Smurfs?

 

[matriarch]

Oh shit!
We've caught up.
Now we have to *gasp* watch it LIVE!!

 

[Liar]

I'm seasick from watching that LED wall now.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

This is bad, we've done so much fast forwarding we've almost caught up!

Serbia.

60's gone wrong.
She can't hit one right note, the psychedelic background hurts my eyes and my head....

You HAVE caught up. We're there too.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh shit!
We've caught up.
Now we have to *gasp* watch it LIVE!!

Be afraid, be very afraid...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm seasick from watching that LED wall now.

Turning off the colours makes it a little less headache-inducing.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh shit!
We've caught up.
Now we have to *gasp* watch it LIVE!!

And just in time for the break.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GEORGIA: What is that she's wearing? Oh well, it can't be easy for ex-porn stars to suddenly have to put clothes ON.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Damn, they're going to wake up all the old people trying to sleep in the audience.

 

[English Lady]

I'm late but I'm here!!!!!!

I've just got in from Lincoln book festival.

What the feck are these pair wearing?