Best And Worst Pick Up Line...

[RNJAG]

Either used on you or by you.

Wanna go for a beer and a fuck? What, don't like beer?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Bring'em on...

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Do you want to play a game called Titanic? When I say iceburg, you go down.

If you play your cards right, you might just have me.

Grab your coat and bag, you've scored.

 

[Miles Long]

Does this drink taste like roofies to you?

 

[infinity706]

Amazingly enough, I don't use pickup lines and I've never had one used on me, either. Of course, part of that could be that I've never stopped anyone from feeling me up.

 

[RNJAG]

Do you want to play a game called Titanic? When I say iceburg, you go down.

If you play your cards right, you might just have me.

Grab your coat and bag, you've scored.

Ok I have to admit, I haven't heard those ones before. I likem.

 

[RNJAG]

Amazingly enough, I don't use pickup lines and I've never had one used on me, either. Of course, part of that could be that I've never stopped anyone from feeling me up.

Hmmm "getting there is half the fun" why take a short cut? But I wish I knew you!!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Ok I have to admit, I haven't heard those ones before. I likem.

Just going from experience here.....some guys have no class

Ummm

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I may not be the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you.

 

[RNJAG]

Ummm

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I may not be the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you.

Ahhh ya, I would bet those worked well ....NOT. I am not sure i'ld be interested in meeting the girl(s) that these worked on....

 

[qrayze]

I noticed you weren't noticing me.

my reply: well, there's a reason for that.

 

[fuckmeat]

I work in a bar, so there's not much I haven't heard.



I've lost my number, can I have yours?

Is that a run in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I love that dress! It would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor.

My name's [state your name]. [Lean in close and whisper] That's so you know what to scream.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you sleep on your front? Can I?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Do you believe in love at first sight? [receive the reply 'no.'] Gimme a sec, I'll walk past again.

I may not be Mr Right but I'll fuck you until he gets here.

There's something wrong with my cellphone. [What?] It hasn't got your number on it.

Are you free tonight or should I find an ATM?

Have you lost your virginity? [Yes.] Can I play with the box it came in?

Want to play soldiers? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Stop drop and roll... cause you are on fire.

Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

[beckon girl, then when she walks over to you...] I knew that if I fingered you long enough, you would cum. And if I made you cum with one finger, just imagine what the rest of me could do.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

My ride left without me, can you give me one?

 

[sunandshadow]

Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Winner

 

[infinity706]

Hmmm "getting there is half the fun" why take a short cut? But I wish I knew you!!

I don't know. I'm so much of a freak that I scare a lot of people. They won't even let me in any sex club in the region.

 

[fuckmeat]

Gotta include some put downs.

My own personal favourite, given that I work in a GLBT bar: No I'm not a lesbian, but you're making me seriously consider it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Can I buy you a drink?
Can I just have the money?

How did you get so beautiful?
Looks like I got your share.

Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Go on, don't be shy, ask me out.
Ok, get out!

What's your sign?
Do not enter.

If I could just see you naked, I'd die happy.
And if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Where have you been all my life?
Where I'll be the rest of your life; your wildest dreams.

Are you here alone?
I will be as soon as you fuck off.

Everyone has a price.
What was your mother's?

 

[JuanVato]

Love these...

Best I used:
"Hi, I really like your (insert clothing, jewelry, hair description)." It starts a conversation.

Worst I have used:
"I love redheads".
She responded with, "It's a wig".
All downhill from there.

 

[RNJAG]

I don't know. I'm so much of a freak that I scare a lot of people. They won't even let me in any sex club in the region.

If you make them earn it....well you know.

 

[Saucyminx]

My 2 all time favs:


"You look like you have a very clean vagina."

and

"Hey, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

 

[jehoram]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I think the come-back line is "Unfertilized."

 

[Eilan]

I don't have anything to contribute, but I love this thread!

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I think the come-back line is "Unfertilized."

Thats exactly it, it usually stops them cold.

The other one is when they say "don't I know you from somewhere", I always reply maybe I am the receptionist at the STD clinic. They leave quickly after that.

 

[kitkat88]

Look at you with curves like that and me with no brakes.

Anything that starts with:

"You know I normally don't....

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Have you ever tripped over a tree branch? no well how about a root?

 

[therwine40]

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa because its everywhere I want to be

I'd like to screw your brains out but it appears that someone has beat me to it.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants

Wanna play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

I love every bone in your body......especially mine

 

[FloggingMolly]

Worst I ever heard was genuinely said to me a couple of years ago.

Hey! Nice tits, do you do anal?

 

[fire_breeze]

Are you a Taurus? 'Cause I wanna ride you like a bull.

I then said that I know how to castrate bulls

 

[pw27]

Him: You are afraid to go out with me because you will fall in love with me.

Me: Yeah, good luck with that line. click, hangs up phone and laughs.