Laurel

[BitchSlap]

http://www.sweetcarolinescakes.com/images/donuts.jpg

Thanks!

 

[jhuson]

My understanding is that everyone uses an alternative identity here. I'm guessing that Ishmael's name isn't really Ishmael and that Loving Tongue probably doesn't sell houses under that name.

The problem seems to be: In a world where fake names are used, someone used a fake name close to someone else's original fake name to make fake threats in a private message setting on the board and not to the person's e-mail. However, the charge is that the threat was real, in fact, a promise but against pretend people...

LOL. That is brilliant and cuts to the heart of the debate about why this thread is so fucking funny.

 

[bronzeage]

My understanding is that everyone uses an alternative identity here. I'm guessing that Ishmael's name isn't really Ishmael and that Loving Tongue probably doesn't sell houses under that name.

The problem seems to be: In a world where fake names are used, someone used a fake name close to someone else's original fake name to make fake threats in a private message setting on the board and not to the person's e-mail. However, the charge is that the threat was real, in fact, a promise but against pretend people...

It was late at night and I'm sure everybody was tired.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

My understanding is that everyone uses an alternative identity here. I'm guessing that Ishmael's name isn't really Ishmael and that Loving Tongue probably doesn't sell houses under that name.

The problem seems to be: In a world where fake names are used, someone used a fake name close to someone else's original fake name to make fake threats in a private message setting on the board and not to the person's e-mail. However, the charge is that the threat was real, in fact, a promise but against pretend people...

It's time to bump a certain thread... or two, actually.

Did you see my Ishmael parody thread? It's a gas.

 

[BitchSlap]

http://www.impressionist-art-gallery.com/images/woman_with_coffee_pot.jpg

It was late at night and I'm sure everybody was tired.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

is
50
on the case
yet
?​

You mean Fiddy?

http://blogs.sohh.com/media_check/archives/50_Cent_Book.jpg

My understanding is that everyone uses an alternative identity here. I'm guessing that Ishmael's name isn't really Ishmael and that Loving Tongue probably doesn't sell houses under that name.

The problem seems to be: In a world where fake names are used, someone used a fake name close to someone else's original fake name to make fake threats in a private message setting on the board and not to the person's e-mail. However, the charge is that the threat was real, in fact, a promise but against pretend people...

I told you this before in a different thread, but just in case you didn't hear it the first time, you're one of my favoritest people on this site. And I'm not sayin' it cuz I'm tryin' to hit on you or anything. Cuz if I was, I'd be talking about your boobs or something.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=338181

 

[moana15]

You mean Fiddy?

http://blogs.sohh.com/media_check/archives/50_Cent_Book.jpg


I told you this before in a different thread, but just in case you didn't hear it the first time, you're one of my favoritest people on this site. And I'm not sayin' it cuz I'm tryin' to hit on you or anything. Cuz if I was, I'd be talking about your boobs or something.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

OK, I'll admit to being curious.

Which way did it go, Ish? Admin help or the FBI?

Considering that the thread died an ignominous death and Lit wasn't mysteriously shut down I'll hazard a guess that someone sobered up and now wishes he'd never bothered.

Aren't there warning labels on the meds with a picture of a martini glass with a line through it? That counts for cheap ass wine too yanno.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Considering that the thread died an ignominous death and Lit wasn't mysteriously shut down I'll hazard a guess that someone sobered up and now wishes he'd never bothered.

Aren't there warning labels on the meds with a picture of a martini glass with a line through it? That counts for cheap ass wine too yanno.

No - it's a picture of a keyboard with a red circle and line...

 

[RawHumor]

Will the FBI care that I've cyber-cheated on my wife?

 

[B_Gus_Richards]

Will the FBI care that I've cyber-cheated on my wife?

Not at all. They are only concerned with those that matter.

Well, that and Ish's complaint against LT.

 

[Aliea]

Does this mean the FBI is reading this thread right now?


Hi? FBI? Can you get me a banana? Thanks.

 

[Ishmael]

OK, I'll admit to being curious.

Which way did it go, Ish? Admin help or the FBI?

It's been an interesting two day LK. The FBI refered me to another agency who dragged in a third.

What, if anything is going to happen, I don't have a clue and I'll probably be the last to know. I suppose that if nothing else, Lit. is going to get some scrutiny. They all agree that had LT used a telephone to pull that shit, he'd be in jail right now. Whether or not he used his own name. The issue is how that might apply to the internet.

I also know that the squeaky wheel gets the grease and I now have a name and a number. And will be a little more diligent in documentation in the future.

Perhaps if it causes Laurel a little trouble she'll be somewhat quicker to clean the trash off the board.

Ishmael

 

[B_Gus_Richards]

I'm so glad our governmental agencies are wasting taxpayer dollars by doing important work like refereeing internet catfights.

 

[Sean]

It's been an interesting two day LK. The FBI refered me to another agency who dragged in a third.

What, if anything is going to happen, I don't have a clue and I'll probably be the last to know. I suppose that if nothing else, Lit. is going to get some scrutiny. They all agree that had LT used a telephone to pull that shit, he'd be in jail right now. Whether or not he used his own name. The issue is how that might apply to the internet.

I also know that the squeaky wheel gets the grease and I now have a name and a number. And will be a little more diligent in documentation in the future.

Perhaps if it causes Laurel a little trouble she'll be somewhat quicker to clean the trash off the board.

Ishmael

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
and
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[drown]

It's been an interesting two day LK. The FBI refered me to another agency who dragged in a third.

What, if anything is going to happen, I don't have a clue and I'll probably be the last to know. I suppose that if nothing else, Lit. is going to get some scrutiny. They all agree that had LT used a telephone to pull that shit, he'd be in jail right now. Whether or not he used his own name. The issue is how that might apply to the internet.

I also know that the squeaky wheel gets the grease and I now have a name and a number. And will be a little more diligent in documentation in the future.

Perhaps if it causes Laurel a little trouble she'll be somewhat quicker to clean the trash off the board.

Ishmael

oh

for fuck's sake...

​

 

[Lasher]

The FBI refered me to another agency who dragged in a third.

You know the Department of Nerdland Insecurity isn't real, right?

 

[Peregrinator]

When I was in Basic Training, two guys in my platoon were always bickering. One night, one of them refused to wake up and do his bullshit hour of "fireguard duty," which really just meant being awake for an hour, waking up the next guy, and going back to sleep. The other guy, to punish him for this, filled his boots with gooey "food" from a couple MREs. The first guy squealed to the drill sergeants, and the whole platoon got our asses smoked until several were throwing up and everyone was exhausted--the worst "smoke session" of my entire training experience.

People beat the shit out of both those guys for the rest of the cycle.

 

[Image]

I swear to god if you fuck up my Lit experience I will report you to, er...to, to...
Hell, gimme that mysterious third party number!

You're gonna be in biiiggg trouble now, mister!

 

[Emerald Eyed]

I swear to god if you fuck up my Lit experience I will report you to, er...to, to...
Hell, gimme that mysterious third party number!

You're gonna be in biiiggg trouble now, mister!

Want me to kick their ass for you?

 

[Sean]

It's been an interesting two day LK. The FBI refered me to another agency

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psychiatric_Association

who dragged in a third.

www.crybaby.org

 

[drown]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psychiatric_Association

www.crybaby.org

i
concur,

crackerjackheartedly​

 

[Aliea]

I often call the FBI to deal with online harassment.

Agent: Hello FBI, how may I help you?
Me: Hi FBI, I have a complaint.
Agent: About food?
Me: No, about this guy on the internet that threatened me in a PM.
Agent: You've lost me.
Me: Well keep up! I was threatened I tell you!
Agent: Threatened with Food?
Me: No! With make believe internet attacks!
Agent: Miss, we only investigate food.
Me: This is the FBI right?
Agent: Yes, Food and Beverage Investigations.
Me: Well if you can't help, refer me to some other agency
Agent: Ok transfering you to the CIA
Me: GREAT!
CIA agent: Hello Culinary Investigation Association
Me: what the fuck...

 

[Sean]

i
concur,

crackerjackheartedly​

LOL, apparently the Pathological Liars Association of America doesn't have a website. I did look.