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Harsh.LateralMovement said:
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A dude named bluesman125 threatened to punch me out for opposing the draft. I started fucking with him big time threatening to take out his totally nonexistent family if he tried.LillyO said:
So then he claimed my 1shmael alt sent him the same message in a PM, no doubt he was doing this to deflect attention away from his own threat.
What happened next was, hell, if I'm going to be accused, I might as well do it... so I hauled up my Cap`n Amatrixca and WARMACH1NE alt and started sending him gross pics via PM.
Bluesman125 whined and whined and whined, and now Ishmael is whining too.
Problem is there's no actual 1shmael PM.
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Actually as I read back over what I said in this thread I just look like a dick and a buttinsky. This isn't any of my business. I think Ishmael posting this instead of PM'ing it lacks every sort of class there is to lack but -beyond that- it doesn't involve me. Thanks for the little poke in the eye to snap me out of it.LillyO said:
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Piss off.LillyO said:
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Thank you Miss. May I have another?LillyO said:It was more a smack on the bottom than a poke in the eye.
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Whichever one requires the ice pack when you're done.LillyO said:
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Be that way.LillyO said:
More fish for me.
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If she didn't follow up her gang's threats on me, why the hell would she do something about someone on her side of the political spectrum?
I'm still waiting for Dixon, Siren, Flamingo and Laurel to sue me for slander.
I'm still waiting for Dixon, Siren, Flamingo and Laurel to sue me for slander.
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sexy-girl said:
LT probably is...
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LovingTongue said:A dude named bluesman125 threatened to punch me out for opposing the draft. I started fucking with him big time threatening to take out his totally nonexistent family if he tried.
So then he claimed my 1shmael alt sent him the same message in a PM, no doubt he was doing this to deflect attention away from his own threat.
What happened next was, hell, if I'm going to be accused, I might as well do it... so I hauled up my Cap`n Amatrixca and WARMACH1NE alt and started sending him gross pics via PM.
Bluesman125 whined and whined and whined, and now Ishmael is whining too.
Problem is there's no actual 1shmael PM.
Yup, in PM's with my faux alt and with AJ's faux alt.
I don't give a shit who you threaten under your own alt, but when you pretend to be someone else that becomes a matter of law. And the clock is ticking.
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Call the FBI about supposed threats made on an internet messageboard?
Bwahahahahahahahaha.. *gasp* *choke*
Bwahahahahahaha!
Seriously? Can anyone else see this conversation?
Ishmael: Hello, FBI? I'd like to report this person making threats on an internet message board.
FBI: Yes sir, What are the nature of these threats?
Ishmael: Someone told me they got a threatening private message from someone using a name similar to mine.
FBI: So you're reporting threats made against someone else that you have knowledge of only through hearsay?
Ishmael: Well, technically. But he's really .. Hello? hello?
Bwahahahahahahahaha.. *gasp* *choke*
Bwahahahahahaha!
Seriously? Can anyone else see this conversation?
Ishmael: Hello, FBI? I'd like to report this person making threats on an internet message board.
FBI: Yes sir, What are the nature of these threats?
Ishmael: Someone told me they got a threatening private message from someone using a name similar to mine.
FBI: So you're reporting threats made against someone else that you have knowledge of only through hearsay?
Ishmael: Well, technically. But he's really .. Hello? hello?
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Ulaven_Demorte said:Call the FBI about supposed threats made on an internet messageboard?
Bwahahahahahahahaha.. *gasp* *choke*
Bwahahahahahaha!
Seriously? Can anyone else see this conversation?
Ishmael: Hello, FBI? I'd like to report this person making threats on an internet message board.
FBI: Yes sir, What are the nature of these threats?
Ishmael: Someone told me they got a threatening private message from someone using a name similar to mine.
FBI: So you're reporting threats made against someone else that you have knowledge of only through hearsay?
Ishmael: Well, technically. But he's really .. Hello? hello?
Laugh your ass off. You won't have to deal with the lawyers. Dumb shit.
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Tick tock..
What's the time limit? i want to make sure to check in when the countdown reaches zero.
*munches popcorn*
Can you post the actual transcript of the FBI call? This should be good.
What's the time limit? i want to make sure to check in when the countdown reaches zero.
*munches popcorn*
Can you post the actual transcript of the FBI call? This should be good.
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The same voices that support Hugo Chavez...
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Ishmael said:
Pfft, there's no threat to anyone's livelihood here. This is just your overinflated ego at work, you're actually trying to threaten the people running this site with the FBI because someone allegedly did something that you object to, and can't actually prove by the way, not without Laurel's help. Hense the threats against Laurel.
What is it that you want to see done here, LT banned from Lit? If you were really concerned that the threats were genuine you would have/should have called authorities already, not make idle threats against Laurel and Manu.
Hell, I'll lay odds that were you to actually call the FBI they're going to laugh almost as hard as I did, after they hang up.
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Ishmael said:
I'm going to have to stick to my first reaction here and laugh my ass off at you, again.
Tell us Ishmael, if you thought for a moment that these "threats" made in PM's were anything to be concerned about why is it you're trying to blackmail Laurel into taking the action you deem necessary rather than just report it to the proper authorities? Can laurel somehow make these threats any more impotent than they are already, IF they even exist?
Sorry, I have to call bullshit. This isn't about your concern for anyone's safety or someone's Alt posting any threats toward someone else. It's all about your ego.
I still want the transcripts though if you actually do call the FBI.
