Lit Mysteries

I won't argue it is definitely not "being gross" but it could also be a big boost of confidence. My first thought actually was that age is usually just a cop out excuse and if you really like the person you probably wouldn't use it as an excuse.
 
Why do people tell you that you're too young for them and they feel lucky. Then they start going for women 10-20 years younger than you? Big boost of self confidence? Or just being gross?
Being gross.
I agree with Mr Pimms - being gross
Old man goes to confession
He says, "Father, I am 90 years old and I have been married to my lovely wife for 72 beautiful years, but last night I had a threesome with two blonde twin sister cheerleaders."

The priest says, "I commend you for coming to confession, when was the last time you made a confession?"

"Ive never been before" says the man, " Im Jewish"

Shocked the priest says, " Then why are you telling a Catholic Priest?"

The old Jewish man says, "I am not just telling you Father, I am telling everyone!"
 
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