Him15
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Fair point... man I wish inwas a hobbit that's the life right there
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Neanderthal247
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What you talking about Willis, BFG is top shelf.
Him15
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How are hobbits not top shelf? I will not stand for hobbit slander
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Neanderthal247
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She's more like Lady Galadriel.
Him15
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Idk do you want to be galadriel, millenia old, the weight of the world on your shoulders and you have watched your people wither and die as you retreat from the world.
Hobbits get a cushy happy life, the best baseline for food, pretty much left alone and are still heroes and survive all the way through to modern day.
barefootgirl69
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That is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said about me. Thank you!
(Except I'm not even 5'!)
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I'm not going to let a little thing like height get in the way of giving you your just due.
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No, mostly because elevenses is first breakfast for me.
Him15
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I'm personally a second breakfast type of hobbitNo, mostly because elevenses is first breakfast for me.
Him15
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...OK the hobbit comparison is gaining steam
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I absolutely do. I have a couple birthmarks (that I think are adorable), and a few scars that are very unique. The general public doesn't get to see those. Plus, I'm clumsy AF and always have a bruise or two that need removing.
No, mostly because elevenses is first breakfast for me.
Why not both 2nd breakfast AND elevensies???
barefootgirl69
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You can't have either one until after first breakfast, and that's not until 11 for me!
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Wouldn't that be crazy if someone you knew on here was from your town???
barefootgirl69
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I know a few who live around me, but not in my town. DeaconVoss lived the closest.
Him15
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I mean as a true hobbit you are supposed to be having both plus first breakfast
Just have it ready to go when you wake up and turn elevenses into twosiesYou can't have either one until after first breakfast, and that's not until 11 for me!
