Lit Mysteries

What is Cheeky doing with that whip.
Not what shes supposed to be doing.
That's the mystery.

How many people photoshop their pics before posting them?
There are definitely some filters being used.
Me I use one to make myself look old haggard and greying.
People that have you on ignore but don't exactly ignore you?

What do you call that?
Paranoid schizophrenia
Some people navigate the internet to find the site, they use creative juices to think up a username and successfully create an account.

What happens to their brain function between then and their first post?
They blow their load and with it their braincells.
Why do some people have to mention that they are naked when they say they are laying in bed?

I assume that everybody else is laying there in thermals or full work attire
Cos they cant really say that they are sat at their pc, trousers down around their ankles with a tissue box next to them.
Just sayin 🤷‍♂️


Why does it seem hard for some people to integrate. There are the groups and then there the constant outsiders.
 
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