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Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison? 🤔
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?
 
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Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison? 🤔
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?
I think I am more likely to get into an actual sword fight or at the very least stab someone before I took part in any of this 🤣🤣🤣
 
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