Cock Talk

[cocokittysurprise]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.
I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.
Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Depends on the guy. A beard is like contour for men; it can hide a weak jawline or enhance their other features.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)?

I'd think it's a bit bizarre, to be honest. Body hair is normal.

What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Neither of those require men to be completely shaved from head to toe (LOL) but sure.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

Male beauty standards changed.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

I can't say that I get a particular enjoyment from it; beard burn is a thing.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Some hair is fine, but I'm not a cat, so I'm not trying to cough up a hairball.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I've been fortunate that my partners have been meticulous about their grooming.

 

[Apisto42]

Acceptable in a pinch.

Because I pride myself on being broadminded. And they are pretty.


But. I draw the line at no leg hair. Unless they are swimmers. Men should not have naked calves. It's discombobulating.

#endlessrrule652

Not really.

I am so easy going I have no rules.


I am full of mendacity.

What are your feelings about hairy toes?

 

[Lmizzler]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

Well I feel like these questions aren’t intended for me. Which is ironic, because I can grow facial hair.

But I do find it interesting how many have preferences on such things.

 

[Cogan]

I still shave with such a razor.

Peek into bathroom

 

[hotwords229_A]

I still shave with such a razor.

Peek into bathroom

Gillette is really thinking outside the boxers with this new ad promoting nice smooth cheeks!

 

[Apisto42]

Hairytoesis is unpleasant, but mouthwash helps.

@Wand3rlust : dad joke alert

 

[EvaLane]

Pre-Gillette Sex

Suppose we’re talking about different bushyness today

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Not a huge fan of clean shaved, but I can make do as long as he doesn’t look younger than me which is like, statistically and scientifically impossible as I am the epitome of youth ()

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)?

I mean… I would be impressed because whewww, at our ripe age? You must be an athlete or something to reach all those nooks and crannies.

And if he’s waxing? Well we’re on a different scale of kink that I don’t know if I can match

What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

I think it can be hot, I mean it’s not my go-to but I’m expanding my comfort zone… why not be open to a model? They deserve lewds too!

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

I think there was more societal pressure on men to be well groomed, dressed, and typically well mannered when courting a woman. To do otherwise was seen as majorly disrespectful and you wouldn’t pass the older sisters standards in the hallway, let alone the parental viewparty before prom.

I think a ton has changed. I find there’s two huge stigmas surrounding proper hygiene/grooming practices - men are either viewed as unmanly/flamboyant OR they’re pigeonholed as a hipster, performative male trying to flag down a mate with his ponytail.

Listen, men* should do what they want with their hair and that’s that.

*this advice is not for blonde men please seek a professional opinion

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Anything after like day three of a clean shave, I thinkkkkk

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Finally, some freakin’ appreciation around here. Yes, I can go all the way down to the.. wait. Hold on. Wait.

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

None, I’m way too self centered to have ever cared about any of that

 

[AveryElle]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I don't like facial hair - it doesn't feel good next to my skin. I can get irritation from it, too. Few men can pull off facial hair, and few men properly groom themselves so their beard stays well kept.

Shaved head to toe? No.

I think men decided they're too lazy to shave regularly so pop culture created a world where ALL men could just have facial hair. I think it's an effort thing, shaving shows effort.

I don't enjoy whiskers or beards between my legs. Rug burn.

I don't understand smooth balls - where do you decide to stop shaving? Where's the line? Trim and neat is nice.

You don't want me to discuss my partner's grooming habits. They're neurodivergent so it's a lot of reminders and just realizing what I like sometimes doesn't matter. I get waxed and shave my legs and all that. He 100% wouldn't care if I didn't. I would, though.

 

[RainyDayPerson]

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Suppose we’re talking about different bushyness today

Not a huge fan of clean shaved, but I can make do as long as he doesn’t look younger than me which is like, statistically and scientifically impossible as I am the epitome of youth ()

I mean… I would be impressed because whewww, at our ripe age? You must be an athlete or something to reach all those nooks and crannies.

And if he’s waxing? Well we’re on a different scale of kink that I don’t know if I can match

I think it can be hot, I mean it’s not my go-to but I’m expanding my comfort zone… why not be open to a model? They deserve lewds too!

I think there was more societal pressure on men to be well groomed, dressed, and typically well mannered when courting a woman. To do otherwise was seen as majorly disrespectful and you wouldn’t pass the older sisters standards in the hallway, let alone the parental viewparty before prom.

I think a ton has changed. I find there’s two huge stigmas surrounding proper hygiene/grooming practices - men are either viewed as unmanly/flamboyant OR they’re pigeonholed as a hipster, performative male trying to flag down a mate with his ponytail.

Listen, men* should do what they want with their hair and that’s that.

*this advice is not for blonde men please seek a professional opinion

Anything after like day three of a clean shave, I thinkkkkk

Finally, some freakin’ appreciation around here. Yes, I can go all the way down to the.. wait. Hold on. Wait.

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

None, I’m way too self centered to have ever cared about any of that

Can’t stand being unshaven for more than a day.

Was shaved down there completely twice, once for a vasectomy
Adding this as an edit…My balls were shaved too and the nurse (sadly a male) said “Your balls haven’t been that clean since you were a baby”.

Not a model or stripper, but someone once stripped me…in a hotel room…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Nice to see someone paying attention

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I mean... I'm going to be very boring and say - whatever way they feel most comfortable? I would prefer one or the other. Shave or grow it. The sandpaper in between is murder. Most of my people have had facial hair and so I'm fully used to all the fun ways facial hair can be used.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

No thank you

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

And before that everyone had three foot long beards. I think times and fashions are always changing. I kind of like where we are now wither everyone feeling more able to express themselves and appreciate other's style without it necessarily being their own.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Depends on the fella! As long as they are soft, clean and past the sand paper stage.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

This question gave me the full giggles. I just imagined the balls, sans cock, resting on my chin like a magic trick. I mean, keep it reasonable. I don't want you to be baby bare but I want to be able to find the important things I need and not gag on stray hairs vs your cock.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

Hmm... not many! Honestly, my spouse probably has more of a right to complain about me. Not that I'm ungroomed but that I take up a lot of counter space grooming. Plus long hair clogs the vacuum and the drain. Ladies, get you a man who doesn't mind pulling your hair out of a drain. That's love!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” I want to see the research they based this claim on.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I prefer clean shaven, or a very well groomed, close beard/goatee. These ZZ Top wannabe lumberjack are not my thing! It just feels like an excuse to hit two birds with one stone: hide a weak chin and never groom again.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Sadly, neither Michael Phelps nor Marcus Schenkenberg are in my DMs, so I don't forsee occupational requirements being an issue for body hair.

If I'm into you, whatever makes you happy is what's important. However, if I'm viewing for my own pleasure I prefer hair, with a little man-scaping.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

It really comes down to the person, how they wear facial hair and whether or not the viewer likes it. I don't think there's one universal rule.

My spouse has had a mustache and goatee since middle school (early chia pet bloomer ) We'd been married almost five years before I saw him without facial hair, which he had to shave because of his job. He's lucky he's got the jawline to pull it off, (though, he did look like a baby to me for a long time) a lot of guys don't and just look better with a little bit of a beard to give their face some masculine definition

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

At least a week of growth. Otherwise, it's like 80 grit sandpaper!

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

N/A... can't say I've had balls of any grooming level on my chin. Though, this does conjur a few images

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

My experience in this arena is pretty limited. I was just grateful that my spouse groomed at all, and wasn't like my heathen brothers who lived like nasty cavemen until 5 minutes before their girlfriend's showed up!

 

[hotwords229_A]

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

I wish I could get my balls on my nose, if you know what I mean.

And before that everyone had three foot long beards.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Again Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I have no preference. Not scratchy. But other than that, not fussed.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Again, that would be their preference. I do like some fur. But it’s not a deal breaker.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

I’m not sure we should be taking advice from movies, old or otherwise.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

I think I’d be way more focussed on what the tongue is doing than anything else…

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Are balls ever really smooth?…

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

None.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are balls ever really smooth?…

Yup.

 

[Apisto42]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

Huh. Color me bearded.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Yeah, totally smooth is just fucking weird. #Kinkshaming

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I grew a beard for no shave November about 8 years ago. Still there but regularly trimmed.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

A dude still looks weird with zero body hair. Sickly.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

Well, our standards as a society went the way of the dodo. Guys used to wear coat and tie to go on a date as well. It was important to look good before date raping your girl in the backseat of your model T.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

I’ve been told my beard is soft and feels lovely between thighs.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

I appreciate a tongue on smooth balls more than if I’m hairy. More sensation.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

None. It’s her body.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Clean shaven or neatly trimmed are both great. The in between can hurt sensitive skin, but thankfully that phase doesn’t last long.

The longer, scraggly beards are a huge turn off for me.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

I think it would probably be odd if it weren’t job related, but thankfully I haven’t encountered this scenario in the wild.

I’ve dated men who just have very, very minimal body hair naturally and that was totally fine.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

Everything is temporary and things go in and out of style.

I mean, have you seen teenagers in socks and sandals these days? I giggle and think of little old Italian men every time

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Unless it’s at the sandpaper stage, I’m much more focused on what he’s doing down there than the state of his facial hair. If it hurt, we’d be saving the face sitting for a few days. Or a week.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

I’m trying to think if I’ve had balls on my chin? I guess that can happen during blow jobs depending on the position?

In that case, I mostly want them to be comfortable and keep it how it makes them feel most confident. If pressed, I’d go with the Goldilocks answer - not too much, not too little. Well kept and manscaped is perfect.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I did not enjoy when I college boyfriend asked me to shave his back. Regularly.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve dated men who just have very, very minimal body hair naturally and that was totally fine.

That’s me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m trying to think if I’ve had balls on my chin?

As I was going through my notifications, this post popped up in the Cock Worship thread.
Seemed inappropriately appropriate.

CAUTION: SHAVED BALLS!

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, have you seen teenagers in socks and sandals these days? I giggle and think of little old Italian men every time

At home I regularly take the dog out in socks and sandals. He’s barefoot, but I’m rocking black socks and crocs.

Unless it’s at the sandpaper stage, I’m much more focused on what he’s doing down there than the state of his facial hair. If it hurt, we’d be saving the face sitting for a few days. Or a week.

Makes note to self.

I did not enjoy when I college boyfriend asked me to shave his back. Regularly.

Fucking hell. You should have just waxed that hairy backed Mary and gotten longer between sessions. Plus it might have encouraged him to just accept it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Getting into the swing of things.

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).

Are you interested?
What parameters would you set before going?
Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?
What would be your goal in going?
Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?
Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?
Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?
Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?
What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

 

[deft]

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).

Are you interested?

Absolutely. Very interested.

What parameters would you set before going?

I don't think anything further than knowing our established limits, and not expecting to cross them with other people, I guess.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

I have not, and she has not.

What would be your goal in going?

Sex.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Yes.

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

My preference would be to see her with someone of the same sex... and I think she'd be more into that, too. I'd be very happy to watch, but super excited if I were invited to join.

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

I believe the first time is usually more about watching, right? Unless the urge hits... then all bets are off...

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

The Glory Hole Vortex... it's a little too abstract and impersonal for me.

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

Lit has answered most of them, along with private discussions with people who have experience. I'm good to go!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Getting into the swing of things.
Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).
Are you interested?

If the partner was my husband, I would be absolutely floored, but he's surprised me before. Definitely interested with any partner.

What parameters would you set before going?

With husband, they would likely all apply to limiting my interactions with other people. At least the first time around. I think they would vary with the partner and our comfort level with the club situation itself. The discussion would include questions about how exhibitionistic my partner is comfortable being and what sort of interactions with others are okay.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

I have not, but have always been interested. My husband has not. As far as I know, no friends or paramours have either.

What would be your goal in going?

Since I've never been, the main goal would be to determine if the reality is as appealing as the fantasy. If so, then the goals would be to indulge my exhibitionist and voyeuristic tendencies, meet like minded people, and, depending on the partner, play with others.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Depends on the comfort level of the partner. If they're game, I'd likely be up for all of the above.

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

I'd be interested in it all.

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

With the husband, we'd probably just watch and play some together on a first visit. I'd be likely to include some play with others with a more adventurous partner.

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

The Glory Hole Vortex would not be for me. So not that curious to enter, but definitely afraid to enter.
I'd be very curious about The Dungeon, but a little bit afraid to enter.

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

I don't think I have questions about them in general. If I was considering going to a specific club, I'd have questions about their rules. I'd want to ensure that they emphasized consent and safety. And cleanliness.

 

[Apisto42]

Getting into the swing of things.

Hot. Approved.

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).

Fantasy world is fantastic. Continuing fantasy world, my partner is the following scenarios is a fwb that is only romantic enough for hot sex.

Are you interested?

Yes

What parameters would you set before going?

None

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

Nope

What would be your goal in going?

Hot sex, reviling in our bodies and sensation.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Yes

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person?

Yes

Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

All of the above

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

It’s all about giving up some type of control. It’s not love, it’s just straight up heightened sensation. Probably loses it appeal pretty quickly, but I think the first few times would be fairly wild.

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex,

What?

Masturbation Station,

I mean I can do that alone, but I’m sure some people love it

Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

Winners

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

Will there be sword fighting? Is it BYOL?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Getting into the swing of things.


Are you interested?

…sure?

What parameters would you set before going?

Let’s just go keep an open mind and see what it’s like!

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

No

What would be your goal in going?

Being in a sexually charged space with my person and experimenting.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

I would have to see how I felt. But being there with my person and experimenting with different levels of exhibition sounds very exciting.

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

No thanks . A swingers club sounds like a fun fantasy to experience with my partner but that’s my limit. I’ll do crazy things with him but I don’t want to hook up with others.

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

Possibly? I think just getting up the nerve to go would be a big step!

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

I think I’d seek out Blindfold Basement, the Costume Kitchen, and the Roleplay Recroom.

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

I looked into various Lifestyle clubs out of curiosity over the years. I liked that they had different theme nights and they had “intro classes” for lack of a better term. One called it Dungeon 101 night. It seemed like a really practical way to welcome newcumers

I’d have a ton of questions. What is the privacy policy like? Discretion is important. Cleaning routines? What are the safety measures being taken to keep people following the rules? How many couples frequent the club vs people hooking up with multiple people?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Beard! Stubble!

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Whatever. Probably wouldn’t be really that interested. Personal Preference? Hair is sexy.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

Men got manlier? Idk. I grew up with men who had facial hair. It’s what’s manly to me.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Any and all

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Either way.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

None. I think if it makes you feel sexy, I’m in.