Cock Talk

[MedicalMuse]

Getting into the swing of things.

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).

It’s a Christmas Miracle!

Are you interested?

Been there done that

What parameters would you set before going?

It’s all about the rules. Communicate. This is an experience for together, so make it about togetherness.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

Yes and yes

What would be your goal in going?

A good time, hopefully without any drama, but there are people

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Have done all three lol

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person?

Done that, it’s a little harder to share like that I think.

Same sex?

That’s a little easier

Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

He always held my hand or kissed me

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

Parameters.

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

Probably glory hole vortex. You don’t really know what you’re getting

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

How do they vet? What are the rules about singles?

 

[Cogan]

Getting into the swing of things.

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something).

Are you interested?

This is not likely to happen since mrs. is not the public type. But if it did I'd be all for it!

What parameters would you set before going?

First time, watch and learn. Then depending on who I'm there with the rules would vary.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

No.

What would be your goal in going?

Exploring fun things.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Yes.

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

Hard to say, but I'd like to say yes.

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

I'd love to interact but I don't think I'd lose control.

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

I'd be waiting in the dungeon for @AngelicaS1780 ..........
I have no idea what the Orgy Office is but I'd like to find out. Glory Hole isn't my thing I think but both Masturbation Station and Fuck Room sounds fun!

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

Consent rules, how clean are the facilities, does everybody come as a pair are the questions I can think of now. I'm sure I have more if it would ever happen.

 

[EvaLane]

Getting into the swing of things. Are you interested?

Gee, I don’t know, I’m trembling just thinking about it

What parameters would you set before going?

Let’s just focus on making it inside after the panic attack hits, alright? Trust me, when it’s time to go, you’ll know.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before? Has your partner?

No but Toronto has some great options

What would be your goal in going?

Satisfaction,

But I suppose the goal would be to push myself to embrace parts of myself that I’ve repeatedly attempted to stifle. It’s been bottled up for so long, even with these silly little outlets, it’s just a matter of time.

Should this all really be unleashed somewhere roof-collapsible? Perhaps some free for all, running-of-the-whores outdoors type deal would be safer for everyone involved

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

I’m quite impressionable… it wouldn’t take much encouragement or acknowledgement to spur me on.

I don’t think I’d be touching myself much, at least not consciously - I do that enough all alone in my room but I can see myself getting carried away while my partner touched me.

Wouldn’t want to let down the crowd, right? Too late to back out now

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

I have a feeling this sort of club would expose us both in ways we never imagined.

I’d be watching his eyes more than anything, whether they were on me or perhaps more focused on the unfamiliar cock pushing past my lips. Is he watching me or is he watching the men watching me? When will enough be enough for him?

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

There’s a reason I keep to the safe side of the street. Take a dangerous girl and put her in a dangerous place… well, even I know 1 + 1 = debauchery

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter?

I’m alreadyyyy wondering if all of the facilities are cooed or not…

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

When is men’s night and can I come?

 

[deft]

When is men’s night and can I come?

Yes. You can definitely come.

 

[lavendersilk]

Will there be sword fighting? Is it BYOL?

Bring Your Own Laser?

 

[EvaLane]

Bring Your Own Laser?

 

[redsnowbunny]

Bring Your Own Laser?

And THIS is what came to mind.

 

[lavendersilk]

Getting into the swing of things.

I thought you meant this at first. I don't kink shame.

Scenario: Your partner suggests you both go to a new, clean, friendly and, somehow, disease free Swingers Club a few towns over where you won’t know anyone (maybe you wear masks or something.

In lieu of masks, I would accept condoms.

Are you interested?

Yep!

What parameters would you set before going?

There would be a list of things we both feel comfortable doing and not doing. Hard limits, soft limits, etc.

Have you been to a Swingers Club before?

No.

Has your partner?

N/A

What would be your goal in going?

Pushing my comfort zone a little bit.

Would you engage in masturbation with your partner, oral, full blown sex in front of an audience?

Yes.

Do you want to see your partner, or be seen by your partner, with another person? Same sex? Different sex? You/they watch, or join in?

Yes.

Do you think you would both chicken out in a Swinger’s Club and just witness all the debauchery, or would you lose control?

Mmm, not sure. Depends on if we pregame(edge each other, no drinking) before going. If I'm horny enough, all my inhibitions go out the window.

Which room of the club would you be most curious about AND afraid to enter? Glory Hole Vortex, Masturbation Station, Fuck Room, Orgy Office, etc.?

I might be afraid to enter The Glory Hole Vortex because it implies you would never leave... All the others I would be curious/excited about.

What questions would you want answered about Swinger’s Clubs?

I would want to read all of the Yelp! reviews before hand. Make sure it was inspected for cleanliness and safety. Antibacterial wipes and security guards at the ready.

 

[GallantWriter]

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That's wild

 

[redsnowbunny]

I thought you meant this at first. I don't kink shame.

this is hilarious

 

[hotwords229_A]

My preference would be to see her with someone of the same sex...

Hell yeah!

the main goal would be to determine if the reality is as appealing as the fantasy.

This is always the catch.

Is it BYOL?

Bring Your Own Lance?

I think I’d seek out Blindfold Basement, the Costume Kitchen, and the Roleplay Recroom.

These are all WAY better than my suggestions.

Have done all three lol

does everybody come as a pair are the questions I can think of now.

This is a good question. I assume singles are not allowed, but I don’t know that. This, however, could be a lot of fun to go with a “friend” instead of a partner.

When is men’s night and can I come?

On Men’s Night you would be coming A LOT!

I thought you meant this at first. I don't kink shame.

That’s the beginners club. You gotta start somewhere.

 

[Apisto42]

BYOL: bring your own lube.

Y’all are a bunch of dirty perverts for thinking anything else.

(But you were right about the sword fighting)

 

[hotwords229_A]

(But you were right about the sword fighting)

I now have so many questions about sword fighting.
Remind me for our next topic.

 

[peekingone]

I now have so many questions about sword fighting.
Remind me for our next topic.

I am sure there are a few out there, but not something you run into every day asking a guy you want to sword fight

 

[MedicalMuse]

I now have so many questions about sword fighting.
Remind me for our next topic.

Glow in the dark condoms…

 

[Cogan]

Glow in the dark condoms…

You saw that movie too?

 

[MedicalMuse]

You saw that movie too?

No, I sold them. Gay men LOVE the light saber angle

 

[Cogan]

No, I sold them. Gay men LOVE the light saber angle

Well, it was a scene in Skin Deep that was hilarious.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison?
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison?
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?

I think I am more likely to get into an actual sword fight or at the very least stab someone before I took part in any of this

 

[MedicalMuse]

Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison?
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?

I’m so excited to read responses

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m so excited to read responses

I fear this may be one of those topics that gets zero responses.
At least, not the kind you may be hoping for.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison?
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?

This received a very rare from @Love_Is_Blonde , (I expected a from @Wand3rlust )

So, is that a “—I like that pic” or “—I can’t believe you asked this question” or “—I wonder if anyone will answer”.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

This received a very rare from @Love_Is_Blonde , (I expected a from @Wand3rlust )

So, is that a “—I like that pic” or “—I can’t believe you asked this question” or “—I wonder if anyone will answer”.

I’ve been known to from time to time! Idk maybe it was the Jedi sword fighting with flips and socks and stabbing and eye protection and referees that brought about my ?

 

[hotwords229_A]

maybe it was the Jedi sword fighting with flips and socks and stabbing and eye protection and referees that brought about my ?

Well, when you say it like that it sounds ridiculous.