Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

I have no idea what any of this means, but the exclamation point made me see it as “fruit scented penis”.

My wife still likes to write letters to her friends on stationary and she might just have a few scented pens (writing instruments you pervert) laying around.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have no idea what any of this means, but the exclamation point made me see it as “fruit scented penis”.

So you can get the full experience...

 

[hotwords229_A]

So you can get the full experience...
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Much harder now, thanks!

 

[MindYaBitness]

*waits impatiently*

Boca means mouth in Spanish and we were talking about boners . . .
I really want to hear this story!

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

 

[deft]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

I believe this is the first time I've heard your voice. Big fan

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

He had the perfect out, but was too panicked to think of it.
I got hard because of a cheerleader. Problem solved.

But you were very kind.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you can get the full experience...
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See, you have the pretty handwriting to make those little notes cute. Due to the aforementioned school shuffle, my handwriting was/is better suited to ransom notes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

Was this him?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See, you have the pretty handwriting to make those little notes cute. Due to the aforementioned school shuffle, my handwriting was/is better suited to ransom notes.

Is anyone else concerned this doesn’t sound hypothetical?

 

[lavendersilk]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

That was great!

 

[69Explorer]

Was this him?

Now that is funny !!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Was this him?

Not quite, He asked for a spotter as he was losing g control of the bar, so his buddy jumped over him, and was kind of straddling his waist. I think the fear of impaling his impromptu sppotter on his pogo-stick was what prompted the shouts of "MY DICK IS HARD! MY DICK IS HARD!" in the first place. I should have been more clear about that. Sorry if I wasn't.

 

[69Explorer]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

I luved that voca....You are an interesting woman.. that's for sure !!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you can get the full experience...
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[hotwords229_A]

Not quite, He asked for a spotter as he was losing g control of the bar, so his buddy jumped over him, and was kind of straddling his waist. I think the fear of impaling his impromptu sppotter on his pogo-stick was what prompted the shouts of "MY DICK IS HARD! MY DICK IS HARD!" in the first place. I should have been more clear about that. Sorry if I wasn't.

“His grip tightened on his bar and he began to lose control. His buddy straddled his waist as their pogo sticks touched. The cheerleader watched in anticipation as he screamed, “My dick is hard! My dick is hard!”.

I’d watch it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

“His grip tightened on his bar and he began to lose control. His buddy straddled his waist as their pogo sticks touched. The cheerleader watched in anticipation as he screamed, “My dick is hard! My dick is hard!”.

I’d watch it.

Well, when you put it like that!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

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[Wand3rlust]

Did you like going to school?

at the time, no. It bored me. I wasnt challenged enough. I got out as soon as I could which back then was 16. Within a month of my 16th birthday I was working full time in Central London.

Were you the class clown, brainiac, jock, shy wallflower, the bad kid? What were you like then and how are you different now?

I was a chameleon. I've always had the ability to get on with almost everyone. (There are exceptions *stares*) and also I was annoyingly naturally good (to a point) at most things. I was funny (I know, right?) Quite clever, naturally sporty, naughty but never quite got in trouble.

All guys remember going back to school and seeing the girl who “grew boobs” over the summer. Did you transform over the summer, do you remember getting newfound attention? What is the female equivalent to this—what did girls notice different about guys?

i went to an all girls school. And i dont overly remember it being an overnight thing, but gradually we all started to change, and grow.

Did you stay connected with classmates over summer, or did you enjoy the break from them?

yep, always stayed in touch over summer.

What was the main attribute that stood out to you of the TEACHER you had a crush on?

they were funny and clever. Gets me all the time.

Do you have a good boner story from school? (Keeping in mind that you and everyone involved were 18 years old at the time—LIT RULES)

No. I'd left school. Also, hardly any men.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I went to an all girls school . . .

How did that work out as far as guys were concerned? Did you have dances with the all boys schools? Or did you just have to dance with each other. Actually, that would be pretty hot!

 

[Wand3rlust]

How did that work out as far as guys were concerned? Did you have dances with the all boys schools? Or did you just have to dance with each other. Actually, that would be pretty hot!

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

Did you like going to an all girls school? Do you think you benefited in some way?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

were the schools on opposite ends of the dogging park?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did you like going to an all girls school? Do you think you benefited in some way?

I mean, I dont have anything to compare it to. I was coed until the age of 11, then all girls after that.

I think there were less distractions. Teenage boys are generally numpties. But teenage girls can be awful in different ways. I hated school, but I was popular.

I think it may have contributed to my awkwardness and shyness with the opposite sex. I don't quite know how to deal with attention sometimes. So, it's a simultaneous relief and frustration that I don't get much.

But I think a lot of that is just me. Regardless of school.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think it may have contributed to my awkwardness and shyness with the opposite sex. I don't quite know how to deal with attention sometimes. So, it's a simultaneous relief and frustration that I don't get much.

Lies... your sexy ass gets all the attention! We all stare at your cleavage like its the menu board at McDonald's after we been drinking all night

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?