Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Not quite, He asked for a spotter as he was losing g control of the bar, so his buddy jumped over him, and was kind of straddling his waist. I think the fear of impaling his impromptu sppotter on his pogo-stick was what prompted the shouts of "MY DICK IS HARD! MY DICK IS HARD!" in the first place. I should have been more clear about that. Sorry if I wasn't.

“His grip tightened on his bar and he began to lose control. His buddy straddled his waist as their pogo sticks touched. The cheerleader watched in anticipation as he screamed, “My dick is hard! My dick is hard!”.

I’d watch it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

“His grip tightened on his bar and he began to lose control. His buddy straddled his waist as their pogo sticks touched. The cheerleader watched in anticipation as he screamed, “My dick is hard! My dick is hard!”.

I’d watch it.

Well, when you put it like that!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

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[Wand3rlust]

Did you like going to school?

at the time, no. It bored me. I wasnt challenged enough. I got out as soon as I could which back then was 16. Within a month of my 16th birthday I was working full time in Central London.

Were you the class clown, brainiac, jock, shy wallflower, the bad kid? What were you like then and how are you different now?

I was a chameleon. I've always had the ability to get on with almost everyone. (There are exceptions *stares*) and also I was annoyingly naturally good (to a point) at most things. I was funny (I know, right?) Quite clever, naturally sporty, naughty but never quite got in trouble.

All guys remember going back to school and seeing the girl who “grew boobs” over the summer. Did you transform over the summer, do you remember getting newfound attention? What is the female equivalent to this—what did girls notice different about guys?

i went to an all girls school. And i dont overly remember it being an overnight thing, but gradually we all started to change, and grow.

Did you stay connected with classmates over summer, or did you enjoy the break from them?

yep, always stayed in touch over summer.

What was the main attribute that stood out to you of the TEACHER you had a crush on?

they were funny and clever. Gets me all the time.

Do you have a good boner story from school? (Keeping in mind that you and everyone involved were 18 years old at the time—LIT RULES)

No. I'd left school. Also, hardly any men.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I went to an all girls school . . .

How did that work out as far as guys were concerned? Did you have dances with the all boys schools? Or did you just have to dance with each other. Actually, that would be pretty hot!

 

[Wand3rlust]

How did that work out as far as guys were concerned? Did you have dances with the all boys schools? Or did you just have to dance with each other. Actually, that would be pretty hot!

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

Did you like going to an all girls school? Do you think you benefited in some way?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So we had no mixed events formally until year 12/13 (17 to 18) - by which time I'd already left.
But I had youth groups I went to.

There was a weird fascination with the 2 single sex schools in my area. The coed school pupils didn't get it. We used to get hurled names at us 'lesbians, gay' etc as we walked to and from school. As did the boys as the boys school. But you know. Whatever.

were the schools on opposite ends of the dogging park?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did you like going to an all girls school? Do you think you benefited in some way?

I mean, I dont have anything to compare it to. I was coed until the age of 11, then all girls after that.

I think there were less distractions. Teenage boys are generally numpties. But teenage girls can be awful in different ways. I hated school, but I was popular.

I think it may have contributed to my awkwardness and shyness with the opposite sex. I don't quite know how to deal with attention sometimes. So, it's a simultaneous relief and frustration that I don't get much.

But I think a lot of that is just me. Regardless of school.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think it may have contributed to my awkwardness and shyness with the opposite sex. I don't quite know how to deal with attention sometimes. So, it's a simultaneous relief and frustration that I don't get much.

Lies... your sexy ass gets all the attention! We all stare at your cleavage like its the menu board at McDonald's after we been drinking all night

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

 

[EvaLane]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your his pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

I have a very healthy open relationship with money where I’m allowed to spend it and he is allowed to earn it.

I’m mostly joking, honestly I think the silver spoon I was raised with has alleviated what could have been major stressors in my relationships - but fortunately I’ve always had a roof over my head and guaranteed food to eat along with simple pleasures along the way.

That said, my family relationships are on fire when it comes to money now. I think we were happier living in government housing, but I’m sure the stress and pressure on my parents probably painted a different, rougher perspective.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

nah

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Sort of. I really don’t want to be with someone who has flashy money. Like for example, fancy sports cars turn me off. A little too close to home, y’know?

and I’m a very simple girl regardless of how much cha-ching I’m slinging at the moment, so he has to know how to hang.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

This is tricky. So, everyone I’ve dated technically has a higher income than me, but if we’re talking financial status, I think I’ve come up “on top”.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

Eh, anyone who knows me knows I don’t mind being on my knees waiting in fearful, yearning anticipation, butttttttt if my partner won the lottery I would let him know it’s been chill but cowabunga man, live your best fricken’ life pal have fun with your Miami baddies and send me a postcard xoxoxox

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

There was a moment right when I started dating my husband that I wound up at a Salvation Army rent bank. It’s a program that’ll help catch you up on missed rent, which I needed because I was young and dumb.

He went with me and handed over his banking information without a second thought when they asked if he was going to co-sign the agreement.

Money won’t ever be an issue between us, a lack or a surplus.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

I’ve considered it! I have so many ideas!! I won’t give them all up for free but here’s one

Sanitary Sunday - take a walk and collect 1 plastic/reusable bag of local litter! Show photo evidence to receive a mystery never seen before, behind the scenes photos/videos from yours truly

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

I would buy out a cruise ship for a year so that my besties from around the world could plan out their vacation time, make their spousal excuses, so they could come mingle and contract as many sexually transmitted infections as possible

I would make the bestest stewardess, are you joking? So cuteeeeeee

 

[deft]

I would buy out a cruise ship for a year so that my besties from around the world could plan out their vacation time, make their spousal excuses, so they could come mingle and contract as many sexually transmitted infections as possible

I would make the bestest stewardess, are you joking? So cuteeeeeee

You just completed Lit. Well done!

 

[lavendersilk]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

Kind of? It is on my mind a bit.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Yes.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

I prefer we are somewhat equal. But I have dated all over the place.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

I might not sign a prenup.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

Didn't destroy but came to a screeching halt. Luckily, I wasn't emotionally invested at that point.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

No, but I've thought about creating an OnlyFans. I think it would be fun. Not sure how much money I'd make, so it would be a side hustle for sure.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

I think about 200 of these for a start... in green and pink to go all over my house.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

It hasn't.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

Nope.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Not really. I'd say that I am "comfortable". I think intelligence level and emotional maturity affects how I perceive suitors more than money, as my recent suitors have all been generally well-to-do.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

I've dated all kinds of men, from blue-collar workers to men that owned multi-million dollar companies.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

I'd never propose marriage. In this hypothetical, however: no, I wouldn't feel weird. I'm not sure how them winning the lottery would cause weirdness, unless you already had some questions about the relationship.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

No experience with that scenario, so neither.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy?

No.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

There is nothing sexual I want that I don't already own.

 

[Lmizzler]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

Mo Money, Mo Problems!

Seriously though, money has had zero impact on my relationships and sex life.
I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mo Money, Mo Problems!

Seriously though, money has had zero impact on my relationships and sex life.
I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

*throws you a fiver. Waits*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sanitary Sunday - take a walk and collect 1 plastic/reusable bag of local litter! Show photo evidence to receive a mystery never seen before, behind the scenes photos/videos from yours truly

I love this idea and I’m totally onboard. BUT, we have to get the word sanitary out of this. It’s not a word that goes with sexy.

No, but I've thought about creating an OnlyFans. I think it would be fun. Not sure how much money I'd make, so it would be a side hustle for sure.

You never know until you try.
You should try.

I think about 200 of these for a start... in green and pink to go all over my house.

What if they were fountains that shot water out of one and into the other. You could hook them up to your sound system and have them sync with your music.

I'm not sure how them winning the lottery would cause weirdness

I was thinking it would be weird to date someone for a year or so and then, when you’re finally going to propose, they win. Now it looks like you’re proposing for the money.

I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

Start charging, and soon you can write your autobiography “How I Unzipped a Million Dollar Monster”.

 

[lavendersilk]

You never know until you try.
You should try.

When I do, can I sign you up for a month?

What if they were fountains that shot water out of one and into the other. You could hook them up to your sound system and have them sync with your music.

This is exactly what I need! ️

 

[hotwords229_A]

When I do, can I sign you up for a month?

It’s probably more fiscally responsible to sign for the year. Just to be safe.

 

[EvaLane]

I love this idea and I’m totally onboard. BUT, we have to get the word sanitary out of this. It’s not a word that goes with sexy.

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

 

[GallantWriter]

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

Sanitary doesn't usually go with sexy, but goddamn, that was sexy Eva.

 

[sammyIammy]

That was downright…sanitary

 

[Apisto42]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

What no graphic pic? I figured if was either going to be a stripper with wads of cash in her garter (do they still do that since there’s cashap?) or some rich dude throwing money in the air.

Can’t respond till I get a classic hotwords piece of artwork on the questions.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

Okay, you win. We can use it. As in, “my shorts are no longer sanitary”.

What no graphic pic? I figured if was either going to be a stripper with wads of cash in her garter (do they still do that since there’s cashap?) or some rich dude throwing money in the air.

Can’t respond till I get a classic hotwords piece of artwork on the questions.

I tried, but the internet was not cooperating and then the whole Lit pic thing, I just said fuck it.
I’ll try again.