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EvaLane said:
Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning 🙈

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina 😭 catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
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Because there aren't any wildly unrealistic toys of the human penis...... like my 14inch purple glittery dong
 
BongoGal said:
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
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In my case, it usually starts with the soldier already standing at attention 😅 . I just only let it out when the action calls :LOL:. It all starts with a stimulus, the I let it build up inside my clothes before taking matter in hands.

And yes, I do it mostly one-handed with my dominant hand. I use the free one to give me some love in other places (the balls, the nipples, the chest, ...).

EvaLane said:
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
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- I sit down and lay down when I want to take my time. I only do it standing up when I want to take a 📸🫢
- It's weird hahahaha, it's kinda handy because it's a lot easier to clean up after the show :LOL:. But I said, I'm not a fan of doing a concert standing up.
- I prefer to do it without any added lube, just the precum. I tend to be super sensitive and I admit that I get over the edge quickly when I'm wet 💦
- I'm not vocal, I am Beethoven creating a moan symphony 😂, specially if I'm home alone. I let it all out.
- Yeah, I get desperate from time to time, that helps 🥵
- I prefer to do it in the morning. You know, the sun (and the little buddy) rises very early. I love to welcome the new day like that hahahaha. (And I'm writing this in the morning, I'll see 🤭;))
 
Interesting takes on the spit thing.

I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?

It’s not like they really needed the extra help 🤭 but something about the messiness, the audacity of it 🥰 For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.

I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to 😇
 
EvaLane said:
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
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1) All 3, depending on where I am. In bed? Obvs lying down. Shower? Standing up. Mostly, probably sitting down.
2) Well my first time was in the bath and my god nobody told me that stuff clings. Good lord.
3) Lube? Generally no. I'm uncut so none is really needed, although I might reach for it purely because it's a different feeling and can be pleasant.
4) Am I vocal? Yes. I can be quiet but I'd prefer not to be.
5) I think my hips do jerk a little bit. Not excessively, but some.
6 ,7 ,8) Yesterday, no, and actually yes but I have deadlines so it'll have to wait.
 
EvaLane said:
Interesting takes on the spit thing.

I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?

It’s not like they really needed the extra help 🤭 but something about the messiness, the audacity of it 🥰 For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.

I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to 😇
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I think it’s more a filth/submission thing.

A woman willing to go the extra length of using her spittal to work me over more, and the potential degrading element of doing so, adds to the filth and power trip of my cock being worshiped by her pretty and innocent lips….

Maybe anyway!
 
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EvaLane said:
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
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Well since I’ve been requested would be rude not to respond.

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

I am a lay down kinda guy. Seems to be then best for access and rhythm.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

May seem a contradiction but it was hot and enjoy it as a change of pace sometimes but usually when I find myself hard and ready to go versus starting …

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

Almost never. Seem to have a natural softness and keep grip steady.


Are you vocal?

Very much. Even find myself talking dirty out loud and saying the name of an expartner or hookup when it involves a memory or fantasy. This can be pretty hot.

Do your hips jerk?

When it’s good whole lower body can for sure. That’s fun.

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Hmmmm a days. Depends on whether preparing and playing is doing it but woke up definitely wanting to.

How did I do?
 
BongoGal said:
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
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Yes.

Like, I’ve jerked off so many times, I’ve done everything on your list.
 
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
Location dependent… but I prefer standing or laying down
How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
Pretty fantastic
Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
If available I use lube but spit does work if needed
Are you vocal?
Yes very but can be quiet if needed
Do your hips jerk?
Usually if nothing else my abs contract as do my thighs
When was the last time you did it?
It’s been a bit, three or so days
Are you doing it now?
No
Do you want to?
Not particularly
 
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
sit or lay down. It really depends on mood and where I am.
How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
When I was younger, I don't think it mattered where I was. I could've driven with one hand and masturbated with the other...and I have. But now, the shower doesn't have the same appeal. Get in. Get out.
Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
I like a firm grip. Lubricant and spit just make everything too slippery.
Are you vocal?
I get breathy. Fun fact: I my breath catches and I freeze still if the climax is intense.
Do your hips jerk?
No. My legs tend to shoot straight and my toes curl. My abs contract.
When was the last time you did it?
yesterday.....it was completely and wonderfully draining.
Are you doing it now?
No
Do you want to?
Depends on the opportunity presenting... should it present.
 
BongoGal said:
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
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EvaLane said:
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
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I'll try to answer these as fully as I can.

The answers are typically situational. Am I at home jerking off with ample time? Or am I on the floor at Pizza Hut trying to make this as quick as possible?

To @BongoGal -

I prefer to be completely naked and lying down. That's the best. My dick may be hard because I'm super turned on because I’ve been chatting with someone or it may be flaccid and I'm just about to watch some porn to make it hard. I always use my right hand. I think I have successfully wanked with my left hand maybe once in my life. I don't have the rhythm with that hand. My technique hasn't changed much, but I prefer using toys now.

To @EvaLane

I prefer laying but can do all positions. I'm very flexible in this regard. Jerking off in the shower is not preferred. Again, there may be a reason to do so, but I always prefer not being in the shower. I've never used spit and I don't need lube, though it's fun to use lube sometimes. Only silicone though. Not sticky water-based. I'm not vocal. I mean, I'm tempted to call out my own name sometimes because I'm so damned good. The last time I did it was about 14 hours ago. I wish I could do it now because yes, I want to.
 
Qky75 said:
How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
When I was younger, I don't think it mattered where I was. I could've driven with one hand and masturbated with the other...and I have.
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Literally the first time I ever drove a car on my own (just after my just old enough to drive birthday, let's call that 18 for purposes of this site), I jerked off. I couldn't make it from church all the way to my house without masturbating. It was like a 15 minute drive at most.

So parents, when you think your kids aren't driving distracted because they're good kids... nope. The very first time I drove I was jerking off.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Literally the first time I ever drove a car on my own (just after my just old enough to drive birthday, let's call that 18 for purposes of this site), I jerked off. I couldn't make it from church all the way to my house without masturbating. It was like a 15 minute drive at most.

So parents, when you think your kids aren't driving distracted because they're good kids... nope. The very first time I drove I was jerking off.
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Just got married did ya?
 
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