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I’m going to have to sit down with my dick and have an awkward conversation.Definitely a lizard brain thing.
This one is gestating a competitor's spawn ...must propagate my own DNA...
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I’m going to have to sit down with my dick and have an awkward conversation.Definitely a lizard brain thing.
This one is gestating a competitor's spawn ...must propagate my own DNA...
Well, we knew thatPlus, the practice isfucking funfun fucking.
Yes ma'am. The name is captain obvious. At your pleasure.Well, we knew that![]()
Yes, and she told me that she enjoyed it.It’s like, two topless women can’t rub oil on each other on a public beach without being perved on.
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Disclaimer: obviously grabbing your camera is wrong (or grabbing anything else), however . . .
Have you ever been caught ogling someone where you were the total perv?
No.Have you ever been in an accidental voyeuristic situation and chose to give the person/people their privacy?
Between 3-10,5? Around a 33 on that scale!!Alfred Hitchcock proved beyond the Shadow of a Doubt (get it?) that we are all perverted voyeurs, but on a scale of 3 - 10.5, how much of a voyeur are you?
NoWere you ever aware of being perved on and chose to indulge your exhibitionist tendencies?
Masturbating infront of a couple having sex.What is the single greatest moment of exhibitionism you ever took part in?
Does it have to excite women?Guys, how far would you go with another guy to excite women (assuming they’re into it)?
This hasn’t happened to me in public — not that I can recall, anyway — but I do know the first time I saw a video of a pregnant woman masturbating it opened up a whoooole thing inside me. So thanks, Redgifs or pornhub or tumblr, for that..Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
What’s up with that?!
Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!
I really don't think I've ever had this reaction.Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
What’s up with that?!

No, can't say that it has happened to me.Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
What’s up with that?!
Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!
Nice to know you’re still fully functional for an old dude.Dear Cock Talkers,
I was eating lunch today, looked out the window and saw a very pregnant woman walking down the street carrying a fairly young baby.
Without warning, I got hard! And I don’t mean I chubbed up, I’m talking full on, hard as a rock, throbbing erection in my pants and I had a need to fuck in that moment. Like a tremendous NEED!
I absolutely loved my wife being pregnant. It was a huge turn on. Which was a shock to me. Hell, I got hard with her one time while we were shopping for baby clothes.That’s not normal!
At least not for me. I have no “breeding” fetish and I don’t usually find myself attracted to pregnant women.
Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
Monkey brain.What’s up with that?!
Im sure some lovely woman on here will help you with that.Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!
I've occasionally been caught checking someone out, but I don't think I came across in a particularly pervy way.Have you ever been caught ogling someone where you were the total perv?
Never been in the situation. Hypothetically, if the person/people had a reasonable expectation of privacy, I would respect that. If the person/people were in a place where they knew they could easily be seen, then I wouldn't consider that to be accidental voyeurism. I've never been in that situation either, but I doubt I would stay and watch. I suppose it would depend on the person/people involved. I think it would be more tempting if it were sexy friends whom I was watching, as opposed to strangers.Have you ever been in an accidental voyeuristic situation and chose to give the person/people their privacy?
I'd say a 6. I like to see other people's pics/vids and have enjoyed doing some watching during group sex. I'm more of an exhibitionist and active participant.Alfred Hitchcock proved beyond the Shadow of a Doubt (get it?) that we are all perverted voyeurs, but on a scale of 3 - 10.5, how much of a voyeur are you?
Never with actual nudity. I'd add more switch to my walk or dirty to my dancing.Were you ever aware of being perved on and chose to indulge your exhibitionist tendencies?
Posting a full frontal pic here. Never flashed my tits publicly or been nude for a purely exhibitionistic reason IRL.What is the single greatest moment of exhibitionism you ever took part in?
It's never been my primary reason to kiss a woman when other people are around. I'm kissing her because I'm attracted to her. I won't begrude any men or women who happen to get excited by it.Women, have you ever made out with another woman (or more) to excite men? Would you?
Well, color me outraged that you don't recall a my unrelated response to your innocent post in S&S, re: confused bonersI have to confess, I have zero recollection of what you’re referring to.
Send tits.
Nope. Good point.Does it have to excite women?![]()
Very functional.Nice to know you’re still fully functional for an old dude.
I don’t believe this for a second and there is absolutely no way you can prove it.Posting a full frontal pic here.
You firstI don’t believe this for a second and there is absolutely no way you can prove it.
Curves and hormones, old chap. And as Shakespeare nearly said, 'Where the curvy whore moans, there moan I."Dear Cock Talkers,
I was eating lunch today, looked out the window and saw a very pregnant woman walking down the street carrying a fairly young baby.
Without warning, I got hard! And I don’t mean I chubbed up, I’m talking full on, hard as a rock, throbbing erection in my pants and I had a need to fuck in that moment. Like a tremendous NEED!
That’s not normal!
At least not for me. I have no “breeding” fetish and I don’t usually find myself attracted to pregnant women.
Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
What’s up with that?!
Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!
I’m glad you liked it! I also love their milk veil. It’s done wonders for my skin, plus I can’t get enough of the scent.Okay. I have zero idea where this was in the thread (and I'm waaay too lazy to search) but I finally wandered around to trying the L'Occitane Almond Shower Oil @LadyLascivious1 found so enamoring.
It is entirely lovely!!!
That is all.
*zoom*
No. I perv politely. I accidentally groped someone in a basement once and was mortified.It’s like, two topless women can’t rub oil on each other on a public beach without being perved on.
Have you ever been caught ogling someone where you were the total perv?
Of course. No point in being all flustered about it - just a polite "As you were" and move on.Have you ever been in an accidental voyeuristic situation and chose to give the person/people their privacy?
Not much. It's like lunch. Would you rather have your own steak with truffle fries and a decent glass of Malbec, or stand in the street and watch someone else eat theirs through the window?Alfred Hitchcock proved beyond the Shadow of a Doubt (get it?) that we are all perverted voyeurs, but on a scale of 3 - 10.5, how much of a voyeur are you?
Oh yes. Online and offline. I'm enough of a diva that I like being the centre of attention sometimes.Were you ever aware of being perved on and chose to indulge your exhibitionist tendencies?
I have tried a few things online and offline. It's all about consent, as always - people need to want to watch - so...with that caveat? I like public sex so misbehaving at a scheduled ancient monument (a castle,not me) was hot as fuck. I'll stick with that.What is the single greatest moment of exhibitionism you ever took part in?
I'll answer this separately under my alt account.Women, have you ever made out with another woman (or more) to excite men?
No thank you. I'm fine with the fantasy, and I can see the appeal to others. But I couldn't do that convincingly even if I wanted to.Would you?
Guys, how far would you go with another guy to excite women (assuming they’re into it)?
I don’t think the sight of a pregnant woman has ever tripped my horny switch… but I do have a breeding kink. Go figureHas this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?
What’s up with that?!
You know where to find it.You first![]()
I need to brush up on my Shakespeare!Curves and hormones, old chap. And as Shakespeare nearly said, 'Where the curvy whore moans, there moan I."
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I meant to respond to this and I got distracted.BJ only
Is kissing more intimate than putting a dick in your mouth?
No.
I've kissed many mouths. I've had exactly four penis's in my mouth.
Ooooooh!I’m glad you liked it! I also love their milk veil. It’s done wonders for my skin, plus I can’t get enough of the scent.
Kissing has always felt way more intimate. Not that I’m super experienced or anything, but with my one hookup, kissing was off-limits but his dick had a full access pass (orally, anyway)Is kissing more intimate than putting a dick in your mouth?