Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Mine do

At least 10 out of 10 doctors agree they cause throbbing.

 

[Endless_Night]

Mine do

You're so ahead of the curve.

 

[MindYaBitness]

They aren’t my favorite. I prefer real.

Like penises, size doesn't matter, it matters who they’re hanging off of.

That said, in movies, guys should have the balls to use their own balls!

I understand if the scene calls for something specific that the actor may not have (enormous cockaronus), but if he is just naked, use your own dick, Dick!

Women don’t use prosthetic boobs when going topless and I would hate it if they did. So why should cocks be different?

Perhaps, but more than one actress has used a body double in nudes scenes, either because they didn't want to do it themselves, lacked confidence, or were told that their breasts/butt/etc weren't quite right

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mine do

Thank you, good to know that I'm not the only one!

 

[jason28053]

Thank you, good to know that I'm not the only one!

In keeping with the theme of this thread, my cock throbs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You're so ahead of the curve.

They put a head on my curve!

Perhaps, but more than one actress has used a body double in nudes scenes, either because they didn't want to do it themselves, lacked confidence, or were told that their breasts/butt/etc weren't quite right

True, but those doubles were using their nude bodies. Either way, it isn’t rubber.
I’m bothered by the idea that these guys are congratulating themselves on full frontal nudity and using a rubber dick.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Thank you, good to know that I'm not the only one!

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[MindYaBitness]

They put a head on my curve!

True, but those doubles were using their nude bodies. Either way, it isn’t rubber.
I’m bothered by the idea that these guys are congratulating themselves on full frontal nudity and using a rubber dick.

I see what you mean. So, let's say, that magic schfonze lengthening serum wasn't part of the plot, you'd prefer they just go au naturelle? I can't say that I've seen full frontal in the main stream that was at all arousing. But, I think Ken Jeoung in the Hangover will always be favorite.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I see what you mean. So, let's say, that magic schfonze lengthening serum wasn't part of the plot, you'd prefer they just go au naturelle? I can't say that I've seen full frontal in the main stream that was at all arousing. But, I think Ken Jeoung in the Hangover will always be favorite.

Yes. Not arousing because it’s never really presented that way. Usually cocks are for comedy. Which I’m okay with too.

But yeah, if the story involves getting a huge Schlong, then yeah, you need a prosthetic, but if a guy is just nude in a shower, locker room, whatever, why not just be naked however you look, like women have done for decades?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I see what you mean. So, let's say, that magic schfonze lengthening serum wasn't part of the plot, you'd prefer they just go au naturelle? I can't say that I've seen full frontal in the main stream that was at all arousing. But, I think Ken Jeoung in the Hangover will always be favorite.

No love for Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

 

[jason28053]

What are your thoughts on breast implants?

I prefer natural. Have a personal horror story in my family where implants were placed during breast reconstruction. Within months, she experienced joint and other issues. Later to be diagnosed with lupus.

 

[BongoGal]

Women don’t use prosthetic boobs when going topless and I would hate it if they did.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was specifically going to address Total Recall, but I didn’t. I did enjoy that scene, however.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. I have zero idea where this was in the thread (and I'm waaay too lazy to search) but I finally wandered around to trying the L'Occitane Almond Shower Oil @LadyLascivious1 found so enamoring.

It is entirely lovely!!!

That is all.

*zoom*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Since I have read many lamentations of not enough full frontal male nudity in mainstream media, I would like to recommend Episode 6 of Bad Thoughts, Tom Segura's new show on Netflix. You will see plenty-o-dick!
https://i.ibb.co/3YpdpmH1/Nightmare-Fuel.gif

I just started watching this tonight and OMFG, I'm ugly laughing already. This is FANTASTIC

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just started watching this tonight and OMFG, I'm ugly laughing already. This is FANTASTIC

His humor is so dark and absurd, which is my favorite kind. Do you listen/watch his podcast with his wife? Him & Christina P are relationship goals!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No! I think I should, though

 

[hotwords229_A]

No love for Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

I never saw this movie, but I do know about this scene. It’s kind of funny how that was the “biggest” thing to come out of the movie!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dear Cock Talkers,

I was eating lunch today, looked out the window and saw a very pregnant woman walking down the street carrying a fairly young baby.

Without warning, I got hard! And I don’t mean I chubbed up, I’m talking full on, hard as a rock, throbbing erection in my pants and I had a need to fuck in that moment. Like a tremendous NEED!

That’s not normal!

At least not for me. I have no “breeding” fetish and I don’t usually find myself attracted to pregnant women.

Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?

What’s up with that?!

Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dear Cock Talkers,

I was eating lunch today, looked out the window and saw a very pregnant woman walking down the street carrying a fairly young baby.

Without warning, I got hard! And I don’t mean I chubbed up, I’m talking full on, hard as a rock, throbbing erection in my pants and I had a need to fuck in that moment. Like a tremendous NEED!

That’s not normal!

At least not for me. I have no “breeding” fetish and I don’t usually find myself attracted to pregnant women.

Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?

What’s up with that?!

Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!

@Apisto42 , see, this is what I'm talking about!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Cock Talkers,

I was eating lunch today, looked out the window and saw a very pregnant woman walking down the street carrying a fairly young baby.

Without warning, I got hard! And I don’t mean I chubbed up, I’m talking full on, hard as a rock, throbbing erection in my pants and I had a need to fuck in that moment. Like a tremendous NEED!

That’s not normal!

At least not for me. I have no “breeding” fetish and I don’t usually find myself attracted to pregnant women.

Has this ever happened to you? Male or female, do you get horny seeing, or being around, a pregnant woman?

What’s up with that?!

Sincerely,
Confused and horny as FUCK!!!

As someone who was visibly pregnant on here (twice) I can attest it most certainly is a thing. Y'all were thirsty for my mama milk.

Also: did you take photos?

 

[mrdiscreetshh]

Nice thread lol I'm thirsty now

 

[MindYaBitness]

As someone who was visibly pregnant on here (twice) I can attest it most certainly is a thing. Y'all were thirsty for my mama milk.

Also: did you take photos?

I think it must be something deep and primordial, necessary to our species survival. I think the female equivalent might be seeing men who are good with babies. I can remember seeing a picture of Cam Gigandet, who I have never thought was particularly attractive, but he had that his baby in a front carrier, and I swear to god I immediately ovulated.

 

[Davidishot69]

Nice thread lol I'm thirsty now

Then cum take a drink of me

 

[AmberLGreen]

Then cum take a drink of me

You seem to be thirstier than anybody