Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I'll try to answer these as fully as I can.

The answers are typically situational. Am I at home jerking off with ample time? Or am I on the floor at Pizza Hut trying to make this as quick as possible?

To @BongoGal -

I prefer to be completely naked and lying down. That's the best. My dick may be hard because I'm super turned on because I’ve been chatting with someone or it may be flaccid and I'm just about to watch some porn to make it hard. I always use my right hand. I think I have successfully wanked with my left hand maybe once in my life. I don't have the rhythm with that hand. My technique hasn't changed much, but I prefer using toys now.

To @EvaLane

I prefer laying but can do all positions. I'm very flexible in this regard. Jerking off in the shower is not preferred. Again, there may be a reason to do so, but I always prefer not being in the shower. I've never used spit and I don't need lube, though it's fun to use lube sometimes. Only silicone though. Not sticky water-based. I'm not vocal. I mean, I'm tempted to call out my own name sometimes because I'm so damned good. The last time I did it was about 14 hours ago. I wish I could do it now because yes, I want to.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
When I was younger, I don't think it mattered where I was. I could've driven with one hand and masturbated with the other...and I have.

Literally the first time I ever drove a car on my own (just after my just old enough to drive birthday, let's call that 18 for purposes of this site), I jerked off. I couldn't make it from church all the way to my house without masturbating. It was like a 15 minute drive at most.

So parents, when you think your kids aren't driving distracted because they're good kids... nope. The very first time I drove I was jerking off.

 

[jason28053]

Literally the first time I ever drove a car on my own (just after my just old enough to drive birthday, let's call that 18 for purposes of this site), I jerked off. I couldn't make it from church all the way to my house without masturbating. It was like a 15 minute drive at most.

So parents, when you think your kids aren't driving distracted because they're good kids... nope. The very first time I drove I was jerking off.

Just got married did ya?

 

[EvaLane]

Just got married did ya?

https://voca.ro/11velwRIKKmV

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or am I on the floor at Pizza Hut trying to make this as quick as possible?

That buffet gets me hard every time!

https://voca.ro/11velwRIKKmV

There is a way to prevent the mess!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can’t be the only one who got soap/shampoo in the peehole!
Has this happened to no one else?
It seriously turned me off of jacking in the shower—too risky!



https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea41e03d329eff8fac8bcd95f2ad27ee/952666d5f31cbdc8-98/s400x600/98bba818b5880a104b1742a12b303b2bae055380.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

Uh oh! It looks like Literotica just instituted the link only policy.
I can’t post a pic without it turning into a link.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh oh! It looks like Literotica just instituted the link only policy.
I can’t post a pic without it turning into a link.

This has to be the stupidest policy ever. I'd rather have shampoo in my urethra.

Also, how are we going to "surprise" Enny with our fantastic in page pics???

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I can’t be the only one who got soap/shampoo in the peehole!
Has this happened to no one else?
It seriously turned me off of jacking in the shower—too risky!

Oh I haven't checked Cock Talk in a while. Wonder what the topic is...


Though I can't be the only lady who had her own similar experience can I?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I can’t be the only one who got soap/shampoo in the peehole!
Has this happened to no one else?
It seriously turned me off of jacking in the shower—too risky!



https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea41e03d329eff8fac8bcd95f2ad27ee/952666d5f31cbdc8-98/s400x600/98bba818b5880a104b1742a12b303b2bae055380.gif

Doesn’t happen often, but it’s no fun when it does.

 

[Endless_Night]

Uh oh! It looks like Literotica just instituted the link only policy.
I can’t post a pic without it turning into a link.

Not all the pictures.

I poked about.

I wonder how their software picks and chooses?

Also, how are we going to "surprise" Enny with our fantastic in page pics???

Enny's representative states that though it is, of course, a great disappointment, Enny will inure herself to the new state of affairs.

~Management

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There are certain appliances that are more fuckable than others. One with a sharp, spinning blade... nope.

You know vacuums operate by sharp spinning blades, right?

Not all the pictures.

I poked about.

I wonder how their software picks and chooses?

I vote user based. Hotwords and Pmann are sus

 

[Apisto42]

Not all the pictures.

I poked about.

I wonder how their software picks and chooses?


Enny's representative states that though it is, of course, a great disappointment, Enny will inure herself to the new state of affairs.

~Management

Just so you know, all my links are always Enny safe because I’m building trust so it will be all the more fun when I do post something horrific.

 

[Endless_Night]

Just so you know, all my links are always Enny safe because I’m building trust so it will be all the more fun when I do post something horrific.

Welp. That's certainly one way to ensure I never again click your links!

 

[hotwords229_A]

This has to be the stupidest policy ever. I'd rather have shampoo in my urethra.

Also, how are we going to "surprise" Enny with our fantastic in page pics???

This is going to affect things and not in a good way.

No more gif responses. Who the hell is going to spend the time clicking links all day?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is going to affect things and not in a good way.

No more gif responses. Who the hell is going to spend the time clicking links all day?

RIP my pic thread

I just checked out Aussie's Proclivities and it's all links.

 

[AlpineFresco]

They must have known this would be an unpopular change. I kind of wonder if there's some legal impetus behind it.

 

[mikeyvis00]

Literally the first time I ever drove a car on my own (just after my just old enough to drive birthday, let's call that 18 for purposes of this site), I jerked off. I couldn't make it from church all the way to my house without masturbating. It was like a 15 minute drive at most.

So parents, when you think your kids aren't driving distracted because they're good kids... nope. The very first time I drove I was jerking off.

I assumed that when parents have that thought, they think more about a distraction like the smartphone, or talking to passengers, or paying more attention to the radio (or well, the Spotify ). No one would imagine that the distraction is playing with the car's second gear shift .

 

[Dudeqwe]

I can’t be the only one who got soap/shampoo in the peehole!
Has this happened to no one else?
It seriously turned me off of jacking in the shower—too risky!



https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea41e03d329eff8fac8bcd95f2ad27ee/952666d5f31cbdc8-98/s400x600/98bba818b5880a104b1742a12b303b2bae055380.gif

Been there. God that stung like a mofo.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not all the pictures.

I poked about.

I wonder how their software picks and chooses?

Maybe it’s just the naked pics? I have no possible way of checking as I only have porn to share.

RIP my pic thread

I just checked out Aussie's Proclivities and it's all links.

This is devastating.

They must have known this would be an unpopular change. I kind of wonder if there's some legal impetus behind it.

Normally, if it’s a law they site the law as to take the anger off of them. Maybe they’re just tired of hosting tons of pics, do links take up less space? I have no idea how the internet works.

What I do know is that this is a terrible decision that will slowly shed Lit people until it is only a shadow of its former self.

Hopefully they reverse this terrible choice.

Anybody out there know how to host porn sites? Have tons of money? And want to create a Lit alternative? Now would be the time.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I went and looked last night. The cited reason is because people use lit on their phones and having pics in the threads is embarrassing when people looking over your shoulder notice.

 

[Slickrick123]

I went and looked last night. The cited reason is because people use lit on their phones and having pics in the threads is embarrassing when people looking over your shoulder notice.

Isn't that what makes it exciting?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Isn't that what makes it exciting?

This man lives on the edge

 

[Slickrick123]

Gotta be quick to click the back button.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I went and looked last night. The cited reason is because people use lit on their phones and having pics in the threads is embarrassing when people looking over your shoulder notice.

Possibly the dumbest reason given by people who make a terrible decision I’ve ever heard.
And by this theory, if all of us (a very large number of users) complain about not having pic abilities, then this policy should be overturned, right?