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Next thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soupI wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?
@deft a little project for your DIY skills![]()
It would definitely be a different kind of motion and stimulation than what normally happens. But then I suppose that vaginas and cocks will continue to evolve if we continue to find new things to do with them.Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning
Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vaginacatch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the ChickenNext thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soup![]()
Manestrone?Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the Chicken
CockstailManestrone?
Jizzpacho.Cockstail
Oh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposesI wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?
Just remember you need the right helmet and a protective jacket tooOh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposes
Drywall that needs smoothing with a power sander?
Paint that won’t mix itself?
A drill that needs constant torque?
I’d be every tradesman’s dream tool![]()
Ahem if I may add a few…Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
According to @Lord Pmann, every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth.cause I've never and will never have a dick in my mouth.
You need a lot of lube on that or you’re going to sharpen your pencil!Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning
Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vaginacatch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
Hilarious. Good start to the week.Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning
Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vaginacatch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
All of the above.Ahem if I may add a few…
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
Usually just around the ankles.Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?
Usually hard, that’s why I’m jerking off.Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?
One hand on the cock, the other fingers moving around. I like some balls work.Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?
Sure. I’ve tried a few things, but I mostly stick with The Classic.Has your technique changed over the years?
Most of the time lying down. I should mix this up more.Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
I don’t do a lot of shower work. The first time you get shampoo in your cock hole, you get a little scared.How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
I usually only use lube if it’s really hot out and may cause chaffing.Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
I don’t scream out my own name (usually), but a moan here and there, yes. I think we grow up trying to keep things quiet when jerking off, so learning to remain as quiet as possible becomes part of the gig.Are you vocal?
Sometimes. There is definite thrusting.Do your hips jerk?
Yesterday.When was the last time you did it?
Noooooo, sort of.Are you doing it now?
Yes!Do you want to?
Usually there is something that triggers the feeling to jerk off. It could be anything as the mind is the strongest sex organ.Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
We’re not animals, you know! Nobody just goes around wanking off at the drop of a hat!Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prankNot to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning
Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vaginacatch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

Speak for yourself, sir!We’re not animals, you know! Nobody just goes around wanking off at the drop of a hat!
Honest![]()
Exactly where my mind went!I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank
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Ahem if I may add a few…
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
Very very rarely use or need any lubricant of any kind, usually because I’ll be edging and working it up to use natural alternatives. Not spit though, I’ll leave that to….
Are you vocal?
Do your hips jerk?
When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
I can only speak about one of themSpeaking of cocks…
TRueYou guys have been jerking off for most of your lives.
Almost always take them off completely. Sometimes like, down around my ankles, especially if I"m concerned about an interruption and the need to pull my pants up quickly.When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?
This is something that has changed with age. When I was young, just the thought of a naked woman or an orgasm or, well, anything sexual, and I would be standing up straight. Now, I'm more likely to play with it a little to get it hard, unless I've been chatting with one of the sexy ladies on here who has done the job for me.Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?
I may start playing with my left had, and then, once I'm hard like I seem to be getting to be now, talking about this, I will use my right hand for stroking and my left hand to play with my balls and my taint.Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?
See above. Also, when I was young, it tended to be furiously stroking to reach climax, but I've learned over time to enjoy the process and the sensations as they build.Has your technique changed over the years?
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?
Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
Ahem if I may add a few…
All of the above. MOst likely these days to be sitting at a computer. Like now. Standing up ususally means I'm beating it as fast as I cant to get done. Laying down usually means I'm going for a long session.Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
So, this is an odd story. The first time I jerked off in the shower, I was also playing with my asshole for the first time, and I mostly remember the intesity added by a finger up there.How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
No. I just jerk along the shaft without touching the tip. Moving the flesh up and down, if I don't have lube.Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
Not usually, unless I have a partner listening. I learned to do this when there was a lot of shame associated and a strong urge to be secretive.Are you vocal?
Yes. At the climaxDo your hips jerk?
Well, I'm playing with my cock now. Thinking about it and writing about it and imagining you and BongoGal reading this with interest is very arousing. But I don't think I'm going to climax now. Probably go out and mow the lawn and get sweaty and fantasize about you two.When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now?
Do you want to?