Cock Talk

[FormerAllStar2]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

I gotta get me one of those!

 

[deft]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

Speaking as a cock-owner… eeewwwww ‍

 

[AmberLGreen]

I gotta get me one of those!

I aspire to be one of those!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Speaking as a cock-owner… eeewwwww ‍

This has to be a British invention. A “Fan-ny”

 

[deft]

Whenever I’ve been having sex, not once have I thought… “this is fucking great… it’s just missing some spinning”

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I aspire to be one of those!

https://media.tenor.com/mSrcF8CIDoQAAAAM/you-spin-me-right-round-you-spin-me.gif

 

[EvaLane]

A bit of spinning could be… I don’t know. Workable. For a few seconds? Maybe?

Anything longer and I’d be like weeeee

 

[AmberLGreen]

A bit of spinning could be… I don’t know. Workable. For a few seconds? Maybe?

Anything longer and I’d be like weeeee

I wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?

@deft a little project for your DIY skills

 

[deft]

A bit of spinning could be… I don’t know. Workable. For a few seconds? Maybe?

Anything longer and I’d be like weeeee

Grinding … swaying … back arching … and a little bit of spinning… OK!

 

[deft]

I wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?

@deft a little project for your DIY skills

Next thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soup

 

[Artfan2]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

It would definitely be a different kind of motion and stimulation than what normally happens. But then I suppose that vaginas and cocks will continue to evolve if we continue to find new things to do with them.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Next thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soup

Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the Chicken

 

[deft]

Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the Chicken

Manestrone?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Manestrone?

Cockstail

 

[deft]

Cockstail

Jizzpacho.

 

[EvaLane]

I wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?

Oh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposes

Drywall that needs smoothing with a power sander?
Paint that won’t mix itself?
A drill that needs constant torque?

I’d be every tradesman’s dream tool

 

[Artfan2]

As OSHA preaches, "The right tool for the right job."

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposes

Drywall that needs smoothing with a power sander?
Paint that won’t mix itself?
A drill that needs constant torque?

I’d be every tradesman’s dream tool

Just remember you need the right helmet and a protective jacket too

 

[BongoGal]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

 

[EvaLane]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

 

[hotwords229_A]

cause I've never and will never have a dick in my mouth.

According to @Lord Pmann, every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth.

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

You need a lot of lube on that or you’re going to sharpen your pencil!

 

[peekingone]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

Hilarious. Good start to the week.

 

[Slickrick123]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

All of the above.
Everyone needs variety in their life

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Usually just around the ankles.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

Usually hard, that’s why I’m jerking off.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

One hand on the cock, the other fingers moving around. I like some balls work.

Has your technique changed over the years?

Sure. I’ve tried a few things, but I mostly stick with The Classic.

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

Most of the time lying down. I should mix this up more.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

I don’t do a lot of shower work. The first time you get shampoo in your cock hole, you get a little scared.
It burns!

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

I usually only use lube if it’s really hot out and may cause chaffing.
I also produce a lot of my own lube, so it isn’t really a problem.

Are you vocal?

I don’t scream out my own name (usually), but a moan here and there, yes. I think we grow up trying to keep things quiet when jerking off, so learning to remain as quiet as possible becomes part of the gig.

Do your hips jerk?

Sometimes. There is definite thrusting.

When was the last time you did it?

Yesterday.

Are you doing it now?

Noooooo, sort of.

Do you want to?

Yes!

 

[peekingone]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Usually there is something that triggers the feeling to jerk off. It could be anything as the mind is the strongest sex organ.
The mind wanders and since we are visual that helps also. I put myself in that scenario to build the arousing feeling.
Where, depends on the situation. Car, pull it out and park and jerk off. Tissues or something is mandatory.
It is great fun to start flaccid and feel it grow or better yet watch it grow. I am one hand which is lefty. At times when so aroused my other hand finds other things to do.
Technique usually is the same, but at times speed, grip may change as you get closer to shooting your load. Bingo.