Cock Talk

[deft]

I wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?

@deft a little project for your DIY skills

Next thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soup

 

[Artfan2]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

It would definitely be a different kind of motion and stimulation than what normally happens. But then I suppose that vaginas and cocks will continue to evolve if we continue to find new things to do with them.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Next thing we know you’ll be after using our cocks to stir the soup

Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the Chicken

 

[deft]

Adds a whole new meaning to Cream of Choke the Chicken

Manestrone?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Manestrone?

Cockstail

 

[deft]

Cockstail

Jizzpacho.

 

[EvaLane]

I wonder if you could be adapted to attach to household appliances? You could do the laundry at the same time, for example. Add a heat supply and it could become a powerful hairdryer?

Oh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposes

Drywall that needs smoothing with a power sander?
Paint that won’t mix itself?
A drill that needs constant torque?

I’d be every tradesman’s dream tool

 

[Artfan2]

As OSHA preaches, "The right tool for the right job."

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh, I could even be used outside of the home for work purposes

Drywall that needs smoothing with a power sander?
Paint that won’t mix itself?
A drill that needs constant torque?

I’d be every tradesman’s dream tool

Just remember you need the right helmet and a protective jacket too

 

[BongoGal]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

 

[EvaLane]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

 

[hotwords229_A]

cause I've never and will never have a dick in my mouth.

According to @Lord Pmann, every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth.

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

You need a lot of lube on that or you’re going to sharpen your pencil!

 

[peekingone]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

Hilarious. Good start to the week.

 

[Slickrick123]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

All of the above.
Everyone needs variety in their life

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Usually just around the ankles.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

Usually hard, that’s why I’m jerking off.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

One hand on the cock, the other fingers moving around. I like some balls work.

Has your technique changed over the years?

Sure. I’ve tried a few things, but I mostly stick with The Classic.

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

Most of the time lying down. I should mix this up more.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

I don’t do a lot of shower work. The first time you get shampoo in your cock hole, you get a little scared.
It burns!

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

I usually only use lube if it’s really hot out and may cause chaffing.
I also produce a lot of my own lube, so it isn’t really a problem.

Are you vocal?

I don’t scream out my own name (usually), but a moan here and there, yes. I think we grow up trying to keep things quiet when jerking off, so learning to remain as quiet as possible becomes part of the gig.

Do your hips jerk?

Sometimes. There is definite thrusting.

When was the last time you did it?

Yesterday.

Are you doing it now?

Noooooo, sort of.

Do you want to?

Yes!

 

[peekingone]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Usually there is something that triggers the feeling to jerk off. It could be anything as the mind is the strongest sex organ.
The mind wanders and since we are visual that helps also. I put myself in that scenario to build the arousing feeling.
Where, depends on the situation. Car, pull it out and park and jerk off. Tissues or something is mandatory.
It is great fun to start flaccid and feel it grow or better yet watch it grow. I am one hand which is lefty. At times when so aroused my other hand finds other things to do.
Technique usually is the same, but at times speed, grip may change as you get closer to shooting your load. Bingo.

 

[deft]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

We’re not animals, you know! Nobody just goes around wanking off at the drop of a hat!

Honest

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank

 

[FormerAllStar2]

We’re not animals, you know! Nobody just goes around wanking off at the drop of a hat!

Honest

Speak for yourself, sir!

 

[deft]

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank


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Exactly where my mind went!

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

Yes!!

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

Can’t remember!! That was a loooong time ago!

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

Very very rarely use or need any lubricant of any kind, usually because I’ll be edging and working it up to use natural alternatives. Not spit though, I’ll leave that to….

Are you vocal?

Can be, depends on the company, the mood and the environment

Do your hips jerk?

Often

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Saturday morning, not yet, always!!

Really does depend on the inspiration and the moment for most of the above though

Hope that helps

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Speaking of cocks…

I can only speak about one of them

You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives.

TRue

When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Almost always take them off completely. Sometimes like, down around my ankles, especially if I"m concerned about an interruption and the need to pull my pants up quickly.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

This is something that has changed with age. When I was young, just the thought of a naked woman or an orgasm or, well, anything sexual, and I would be standing up straight. Now, I'm more likely to play with it a little to get it hard, unless I've been chatting with one of the sexy ladies on here who has done the job for me.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

I may start playing with my left had, and then, once I'm hard like I seem to be getting to be now, talking about this, I will use my right hand for stroking and my left hand to play with my balls and my taint.

Has your technique changed over the years?

See above. Also, when I was young, it tended to be furiously stroking to reach climax, but I've learned over time to enjoy the process and the sensations as they build.

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Very much dependant upon circumstances, environment and the inspiration/company

Typically I would say that if I was in the mood and about to give myself a little ‘attention’ it’s because I’m already pretty hard, and probably because someone has got me a little excited!

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Technique has probably evolved over the years. I love to edge and draw things out for quite a while now, and I would never have had the time, privacy or patience to do that as a younger man!

The rest I would say is a real mix, but if doing it over a longer period and edging to enhance the pleasure I would certainly be switching things around quite a bit.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Lots of interest in this topic. Wish there were this much interest in my cock individually

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

All of the above. MOst likely these days to be sitting at a computer. Like now. Standing up ususally means I'm beating it as fast as I cant to get done. Laying down usually means I'm going for a long session.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

So, this is an odd story. The first time I jerked off in the shower, I was also playing with my asshole for the first time, and I mostly remember the intesity added by a finger up there.

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

No. I just jerk along the shaft without touching the tip. Moving the flesh up and down, if I don't have lube.

Are you vocal?

Not usually, unless I have a partner listening. I learned to do this when there was a lot of shame associated and a strong urge to be secretive.

Do your hips jerk?

Yes. At the climax

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now?

Well, I'm playing with my cock now. Thinking about it and writing about it and imagining you and BongoGal reading this with interest is very arousing. But I don't think I'm going to climax now. Probably go out and mow the lawn and get sweaty and fantasize about you two.

Do you want to?

 

[Artfan2]

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank


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Fortunately, they're just doing it to his arm.