MrMikelobe1952
Closet Exhibitionist
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- Dec 1, 2003
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That almost sounds like an invitation.All cocks gets! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?
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That almost sounds like an invitation.All cocks gets! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?
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See, now that gets aThat almost sounds like an invitation.
That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.I love all cocks equally
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But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class![]()
Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)
*sends pics to Eva…*Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.
I always try to find the prettiest girls for usand I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.
I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.
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What? None of these emojis work!*sends pics to Eva…*![]()
Because there aren't any wildly unrealistic toys of the human penis...... like my 14inch purple glittery dongNot to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning
Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vaginacatch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
No part? Are you sure? Because I was gonna suggestThis is just wildly unsafe and I’ll have no part in this.
Because you’ve already tried it? Or because you’re pouting that you didn’t think of it first?This is just wildly unsafe and I’ll have no part in this.
Speaking of cocks…
I know we’re missing quite a few responses, what, are we shy now?Ahem if I may add a few…
Take her up on it…I know we’re missing quite a few responses, what, are we shy now?
@DaringFunGuy I dare youif you want to play, this is a good way to get your voice out there. May as well let it all hang loose
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In my case, it usually starts with the soldier already standing at attentionSpeaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
- I sit down and lay down when I want to take my time. I only do it standing up when I want to take aAhem if I may add a few…
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
1) All 3, depending on where I am. In bed? Obvs lying down. Shower? Standing up. Mostly, probably sitting down.Ahem if I may add a few…
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
Interesting takes on the spit thing.
I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?
It’s not like they really needed the extra helpbut something about the messiness, the audacity of it
For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.
I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to![]()
Well since I’ve been requested would be rude not to respond.Ahem if I may add a few…
Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/57e03053d2f18727bb502c72d7d7bd9d/tumblr_o3b4u8INvU1tra3zho1_640.gifHow did I do?
No part? Are you sure? Because I was gonna suggest
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Because you’ve already tried it? Or because you’re pouting that you didn’t think of it first?![]()
Always room for moreIs kissing more intimate than putting a dick in your mouth?
No.
I've kissed many mouths. I've had exactly four penis's in my mouth.
Yes.Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
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Amazing, considering you took the chance. Now just keep going! There are tons of threads just waiting for your input![]()
Heart ...prostate....the lines get blurryOne addendum … no spit solo but on the receiving end of oral … yeah that is something that gets me every time and is way to my … er … heart.