Cock Talk

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.
CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with :heart:. That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?
 
CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with :heart:. That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?
All cocks get ❤️s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link? :unsure:
 
I love all cocks equally 😍🥰
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But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class 👀
That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)
 
That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)
Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us 🥰 and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

😇
 
Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us 🥰 and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

😇
*sends pics to Eva…* 👀😂
 
Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning 🙈

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina 😭 catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.
Because there aren't any wildly unrealistic toys of the human penis...... like my 14inch purple glittery dong
 
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
In my case, it usually starts with the soldier already standing at attention 😅 . I just only let it out when the action calls :LOL:. It all starts with a stimulus, the I let it build up inside my clothes before taking matter in hands.

And yes, I do it mostly one-handed with my dominant hand. I use the free one to give me some love in other places (the balls, the nipples, the chest, ...).

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
- I sit down and lay down when I want to take my time. I only do it standing up when I want to take a 📸🫢
- It's weird hahahaha, it's kinda handy because it's a lot easier to clean up after the show :LOL:. But I said, I'm not a fan of doing a concert standing up.
- I prefer to do it without any added lube, just the precum. I tend to be super sensitive and I admit that I get over the edge quickly when I'm wet 💦
- I'm not vocal, I am Beethoven creating a moan symphony 😂, specially if I'm home alone. I let it all out.
- Yeah, I get desperate from time to time, that helps 🥵
- I prefer to do it in the morning. You know, the sun (and the little buddy) rises very early. I love to welcome the new day like that hahahaha. (And I'm writing this in the morning, I'll see 🤭;))
 
Interesting takes on the spit thing.

I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?

It’s not like they really needed the extra help 🤭 but something about the messiness, the audacity of it 🥰 For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.

I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to 😇
 
Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
1) All 3, depending on where I am. In bed? Obvs lying down. Shower? Standing up. Mostly, probably sitting down.
2) Well my first time was in the bath and my god nobody told me that stuff clings. Good lord.
3) Lube? Generally no. I'm uncut so none is really needed, although I might reach for it purely because it's a different feeling and can be pleasant.
4) Am I vocal? Yes. I can be quiet but I'd prefer not to be.
5) I think my hips do jerk a little bit. Not excessively, but some.
6 ,7 ,8) Yesterday, no, and actually yes but I have deadlines so it'll have to wait.
 
Interesting takes on the spit thing.

I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?

It’s not like they really needed the extra help 🤭 but something about the messiness, the audacity of it 🥰 For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.

I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to 😇

I think it’s more a filth/submission thing.

A woman willing to go the extra length of using her spittal to work me over more, and the potential degrading element of doing so, adds to the filth and power trip of my cock being worshiped by her pretty and innocent lips….

Maybe anyway!
 
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Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?
Well since I’ve been requested would be rude not to respond.

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

I am a lay down kinda guy. Seems to be then best for access and rhythm.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

May seem a contradiction but it was hot and enjoy it as a change of pace sometimes but usually when I find myself hard and ready to go versus starting …

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

Almost never. Seem to have a natural softness and keep grip steady.


Are you vocal?

Very much. Even find myself talking dirty out loud and saying the name of an expartner or hookup when it involves a memory or fantasy. This can be pretty hot.

Do your hips jerk?

When it’s good whole lower body can for sure. That’s fun.

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Hmmmm a days. Depends on whether preparing and playing is doing it but woke up definitely wanting to.

How did I do?
 
Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?
Yes.

Like, I’ve jerked off so many times, I’ve done everything on your list.
 
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