Cock Talk

[Artfan2]

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank


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Fortunately, they're just doing it to his arm.

 

[peekingone]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
All off above.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
Awesome as the soap and water helps. Even a hand held too

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
No need to spit.. Plenty of precum

Are you vocal?
Grunts and groans

Do your hips jerk?
OH for sure and the thrust when your going to cum

When was the last time you did it?
Friday night
Are you doing it now?
Not now
Do you want to?
For sure later.

 

[deft]

Are you doing it now?

Not right now.

Do you want to?

Make me!

 

[Qky75]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Yes?

This is not a question with a cut and dry sort of answer.

 

[Artfan2]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Geesh, such inquisitive minds. It would probably be easier just to show you.

 

[LostHorizon]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work?

It usually starts with locking the door.

Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Depends on the situation, how much time I have, and where I am.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

Most of the time it starts of flaccid, sometimes it’s semi.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

Mostly my right hand although sometimes I switch things up for fun

Has your technique changed over the years?

Yes

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

It depends on where I am. If given the choice laying down is the first one

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

It feels good no matter where I jerk off. Showers are a bit different but just as great.

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

No the only lubricant I use is precum and I have plenty of that.

Are you vocal?

When I can be, yes.

Do your hips jerk?

Yes

When was the last time you did it?

Friday

Are you doing it now?

No

Do you want to?

Is this a trick question?

 

[Qky75]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I do it in some socks
I do it in a box
I do it here and there
I do it almost anywhere


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[hotwords229_A]

I’m not a penis owner, but . . .

Cocks are like library books, you can borrow one anytime you want.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Cocks are like library books, you can borrow one anytime you want.

In that case, I’d like to borrow yours for the educational purposes @EvaLane and @BongoGal outlined about. Nothing beats show and tell

 

[RickTango]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

So many questions and so little time….

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

In that case, I’d like to borrow yours for the educational purposes @EvaLane and @BongoGal outlined about. Nothing beats show and tell

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

 

[EvaLane]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

 

[Qky75]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

 

[Cruel_summer]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

Such a way with words

 

[ShaneoD]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

For me it's usually pants off all the way if I'm getting to really enjoy it, I can start flaccid and have a thought, I've had more than one unplanned one while in bed, I do tend to sleep naked. I tend to be a one hand at a time guy but will occasionally cradle my balls or use a fleshlight. I wouldn't say my technique has changed much, I do try not to rush now though

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I tend to be an in bed sitting/lying down guy, though I have been known to webchat in a chair or send the occasional video from a standing position. I have to admit I've never jerked off in the shower. I have used spit but only during what you might call mutually masturbating. I make noise, though I wouldn't call myself vocal other than the swearing at the end. My hips jerk on rare occasions, usually a really good orgasm. My last one was last night, I might be, and yes.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

Glad to be of service. I hope you feel enlightened.
Personally, I am a firm believer in hands on learning.

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

it depends on time constraints as to if all clothes come off.
Usually starts in a semi erect state unless I’m already completely turned on
Usually the same hand but sometimes use no dominant hand to slow things down

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Usually lie down or stand if time is an issue
Shower sometimes is too much water and spit makes a great lube!
Not usually vocal when solo due to not having privacy
Hips May jerk depending on intensity
Last time I did it was a day ago, not doing it now, but definitely want to lol

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

 

[cheekygirl75]

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

All cocks get s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?

 

[EvaLane]

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

I love all cocks equally
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But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

All cocks get s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?

That almost sounds like an invitation.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That almost sounds like an invitation.

See, now that gets a !

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I love all cocks equally
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But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class

That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)

 

[EvaLane]

That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)

Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

*sends pics to Eva…*