Cock Talk

[deft]

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank


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Exactly where my mind went!

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

Yes!!

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

Can’t remember!! That was a loooong time ago!

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

Very very rarely use or need any lubricant of any kind, usually because I’ll be edging and working it up to use natural alternatives. Not spit though, I’ll leave that to….

Are you vocal?

Can be, depends on the company, the mood and the environment

Do your hips jerk?

Often

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Saturday morning, not yet, always!!

Really does depend on the inspiration and the moment for most of the above though

Hope that helps

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Speaking of cocks…

I can only speak about one of them

You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives.

TRue

When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Almost always take them off completely. Sometimes like, down around my ankles, especially if I"m concerned about an interruption and the need to pull my pants up quickly.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

This is something that has changed with age. When I was young, just the thought of a naked woman or an orgasm or, well, anything sexual, and I would be standing up straight. Now, I'm more likely to play with it a little to get it hard, unless I've been chatting with one of the sexy ladies on here who has done the job for me.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

I may start playing with my left had, and then, once I'm hard like I seem to be getting to be now, talking about this, I will use my right hand for stroking and my left hand to play with my balls and my taint.

Has your technique changed over the years?

See above. Also, when I was young, it tended to be furiously stroking to reach climax, but I've learned over time to enjoy the process and the sensations as they build.

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Very much dependant upon circumstances, environment and the inspiration/company

Typically I would say that if I was in the mood and about to give myself a little ‘attention’ it’s because I’m already pretty hard, and probably because someone has got me a little excited!

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Technique has probably evolved over the years. I love to edge and draw things out for quite a while now, and I would never have had the time, privacy or patience to do that as a younger man!

The rest I would say is a real mix, but if doing it over a longer period and edging to enhance the pleasure I would certainly be switching things around quite a bit.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Lots of interest in this topic. Wish there were this much interest in my cock individually

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

All of the above. MOst likely these days to be sitting at a computer. Like now. Standing up ususally means I'm beating it as fast as I cant to get done. Laying down usually means I'm going for a long session.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

So, this is an odd story. The first time I jerked off in the shower, I was also playing with my asshole for the first time, and I mostly remember the intesity added by a finger up there.

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

No. I just jerk along the shaft without touching the tip. Moving the flesh up and down, if I don't have lube.

Are you vocal?

Not usually, unless I have a partner listening. I learned to do this when there was a lot of shame associated and a strong urge to be secretive.

Do your hips jerk?

Yes. At the climax

When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now?

Well, I'm playing with my cock now. Thinking about it and writing about it and imagining you and BongoGal reading this with interest is very arousing. But I don't think I'm going to climax now. Probably go out and mow the lawn and get sweaty and fantasize about you two.

Do you want to?

 

[Artfan2]

I’m not a penis owner, but spinning is reminding me a bit too much of this childhood prank


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Fortunately, they're just doing it to his arm.

 

[peekingone]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?
All off above.

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?
Awesome as the soap and water helps. Even a hand held too

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?
No need to spit.. Plenty of precum

Are you vocal?
Grunts and groans

Do your hips jerk?
OH for sure and the thrust when your going to cum

When was the last time you did it?
Friday night
Are you doing it now?
Not now
Do you want to?
For sure later.

 

[deft]

Are you doing it now?

Not right now.

Do you want to?

Make me!

 

[Qky75]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Yes?

This is not a question with a cut and dry sort of answer.

 

[Artfan2]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Geesh, such inquisitive minds. It would probably be easier just to show you.

 

[LostHorizon]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work?

It usually starts with locking the door.

Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access?

Depends on the situation, how much time I have, and where I am.

Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start?

Most of the time it starts of flaccid, sometimes it’s semi.

Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time?

Mostly my right hand although sometimes I switch things up for fun

Has your technique changed over the years?

Yes

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up?

It depends on where I am. If given the choice laying down is the first one

How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land?

It feels good no matter where I jerk off. Showers are a bit different but just as great.

Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant?

No the only lubricant I use is precum and I have plenty of that.

Are you vocal?

When I can be, yes.

Do your hips jerk?

Yes

When was the last time you did it?

Friday

Are you doing it now?

No

Do you want to?

Is this a trick question?

 

[Qky75]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I do it in some socks
I do it in a box
I do it here and there
I do it almost anywhere


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[hotwords229_A]

I’m not a penis owner, but . . .

Cocks are like library books, you can borrow one anytime you want.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Cocks are like library books, you can borrow one anytime you want.

In that case, I’d like to borrow yours for the educational purposes @EvaLane and @BongoGal outlined about. Nothing beats show and tell

 

[RickTango]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

So many questions and so little time….

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

In that case, I’d like to borrow yours for the educational purposes @EvaLane and @BongoGal outlined about. Nothing beats show and tell

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

 

[EvaLane]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

 

[Qky75]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

 

[Cruel_summer]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

Such a way with words

 

[ShaneoD]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

For me it's usually pants off all the way if I'm getting to really enjoy it, I can start flaccid and have a thought, I've had more than one unplanned one while in bed, I do tend to sleep naked. I tend to be a one hand at a time guy but will occasionally cradle my balls or use a fleshlight. I wouldn't say my technique has changed much, I do try not to rush now though

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I tend to be an in bed sitting/lying down guy, though I have been known to webchat in a chair or send the occasional video from a standing position. I have to admit I've never jerked off in the shower. I have used spit but only during what you might call mutually masturbating. I make noise, though I wouldn't call myself vocal other than the swearing at the end. My hips jerk on rare occasions, usually a really good orgasm. My last one was last night, I might be, and yes.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

Glad to be of service. I hope you feel enlightened.
Personally, I am a firm believer in hands on learning.

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

it depends on time constraints as to if all clothes come off.
Usually starts in a semi erect state unless I’m already completely turned on
Usually the same hand but sometimes use no dominant hand to slow things down

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Usually lie down or stand if time is an issue
Shower sometimes is too much water and spit makes a great lube!
Not usually vocal when solo due to not having privacy
Hips May jerk depending on intensity
Last time I did it was a day ago, not doing it now, but definitely want to lol

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

 

[cheekygirl75]

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

All cocks get s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?

 

[EvaLane]

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

I love all cocks equally
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But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class