Cock Talk

[MrMikelobe1952]

In that case, I’d like to borrow yours for the educational purposes @EvaLane and @BongoGal outlined about. Nothing beats show and tell

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

 

[EvaLane]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

 

[Qky75]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

 

[Cruel_summer]

I'd do it with her
Sometimes him
I often do in DM
I'd stop rhyming if I had a choice
But I am possessed by Seuss

Thats right fuckers ...say his name right!

Such a way with words

 

[ShaneoD]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

For me it's usually pants off all the way if I'm getting to really enjoy it, I can start flaccid and have a thought, I've had more than one unplanned one while in bed, I do tend to sleep naked. I tend to be a one hand at a time guy but will occasionally cradle my balls or use a fleshlight. I wouldn't say my technique has changed much, I do try not to rush now though

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

I tend to be an in bed sitting/lying down guy, though I have been known to webchat in a chair or send the occasional video from a standing position. I have to admit I've never jerked off in the shower. I have used spit but only during what you might call mutually masturbating. I make noise, though I wouldn't call myself vocal other than the swearing at the end. My hips jerk on rare occasions, usually a really good orgasm. My last one was last night, I might be, and yes.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Oh, you guys have been so sweet, feeding the answers all day. I’m literally in the shower, rinsing the filth and grime off of me

What an educational day off

Glad to be of service. I hope you feel enlightened.
Personally, I am a firm believer in hands on learning.

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

it depends on time constraints as to if all clothes come off.
Usually starts in a semi erect state unless I’m already completely turned on
Usually the same hand but sometimes use no dominant hand to slow things down

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

Usually lie down or stand if time is an issue
Shower sometimes is too much water and spit makes a great lube!
Not usually vocal when solo due to not having privacy
Hips May jerk depending on intensity
Last time I did it was a day ago, not doing it now, but definitely want to lol

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I think that, to get a real education, you need to borrow several. A wide variety, in order to study the differences in how they function.

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

 

[cheekygirl75]

CAn I respond to my own posts?
I'm really responding to the reactions that I received.
@cheekygirl75 and @LadyLascivious1 both laughed. Laughed!!! I know that there are some men on hear who like to have their cock laughed at, but I am not one of them. I frankly do not understand how you can laugh at my cock without having seen it in action. Without having seen it at all!! Frankly, this is contrary to the nature of scientific inquiry as we have been discussing it.

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

All cocks get s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?

 

[EvaLane]

Now, @EvaLane has reacted with . That is the reaction that would hope my cock would generate. Although, again, not sure how she could fall in love with it sight unseen, but who am I to complain?

I love all cocks equally
https://i0.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/2yie2n4axNZpS/giphy.gif

But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

All cocks get s! I didn’t see any in that post unless you’ve discovered how to make a blank space hide a link?

That almost sounds like an invitation.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That almost sounds like an invitation.

See, now that gets a !

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I love all cocks equally
https://i0.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/2yie2n4axNZpS/giphy.gif

But to fall in love with a cock… well, @aussiegeekygal might have more to say on that, maybe she’s had a few new eye/heart opening experiences to share with the class

That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)

 

[EvaLane]

That is an important distinction. Sloppy thinking on my part.
Now, I have a question about that meme you posted. AI seems to be telling me that she is Shay Mitchell who starred in a show that I haven't seen.
So, of course, I'm not sure what she is hitting, but I turst it is not a cock. (Especially not mine)

Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Lmfao she is Shay Mitchell, best known for Pretty Little Liars where she plays the token lesbian. She’s actually quite funny, the actress. Has a few kids now, a luggage brand, and she’s obviously stunning.

I always try to find the prettiest girls for us and I definitely have a type, so. If you ever wanna know, I probably know.

I had folders upon folders saved of women celebrities when I was younger on our desktop computer. Ah… such a.. very heterosexual habit to have had. I definitely don’t do anything similar now.

*sends pics to Eva…*

 

[jason28053]

*sends pics to Eva…*

What? None of these emojis work!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

This is just wildly unsafe and I’ll have no part in this.

 

[Qky75]

Not to get off course so early, but look what I found while gif-sploring (nsfw, duh) this morning

Yet another wildly unrealistic benchmark for the average human vagina catch me on the next spin cycle, I guess.

Because there aren't any wildly unrealistic toys of the human penis...... like my 14inch purple glittery dong

 

[EvaLane]

This is just wildly unsafe and I’ll have no part in this.

No part? Are you sure? Because I was gonna suggest
https://i.gifer.com/LHY2.gif

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is just wildly unsafe and I’ll have no part in this.

Because you’ve already tried it? Or because you’re pouting that you didn’t think of it first?

 

[EvaLane]

Speaking of cocks…

Ahem if I may add a few…

I know we’re missing quite a few responses, what, are we shy now?

@DaringFunGuy I dare you if you want to play, this is a good way to get your voice out there. May as well let it all hang loose

 

[jason28053]

I know we’re missing quite a few responses, what, are we shy now?

@DaringFunGuy I dare you if you want to play, this is a good way to get your voice out there. May as well let it all hang loose

Take her up on it…

 

[mikeyvis00]

Speaking of cocks…
You guys have been jerking off for most of your lives. When you get some privacy and you feel like rubbing one out, how does the process usually work? Do you take you pants all the way off or just down far enough to have access? Do you usually start flaccid and get it hard with your fingers, or are you more likely to be nearly erect when you start? Are you strictly one-handed or do you switch back and forth or do you use two hands at a time? Has your technique changed over the years?

In my case, it usually starts with the soldier already standing at attention . I just only let it out when the action calls . It all starts with a stimulus, the I let it build up inside my clothes before taking matter in hands.

And yes, I do it mostly one-handed with my dominant hand. I use the free one to give me some love in other places (the balls, the nipples, the chest, ...).

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

- I sit down and lay down when I want to take my time. I only do it standing up when I want to take a
- It's weird hahahaha, it's kinda handy because it's a lot easier to clean up after the show . But I said, I'm not a fan of doing a concert standing up.
- I prefer to do it without any added lube, just the precum. I tend to be super sensitive and I admit that I get over the edge quickly when I'm wet
- I'm not vocal, I am Beethoven creating a moan symphony , specially if I'm home alone. I let it all out.
- Yeah, I get desperate from time to time, that helps
- I prefer to do it in the morning. You know, the sun (and the little buddy) rises very early. I love to welcome the new day like that hahahaha. (And I'm writing this in the morning, I'll see )

 

[EvaLane]

Interesting takes on the spit thing.

I wonder, was it porn that got them into that particular kink, or did I just attract a certain kind of man?

It’s not like they really needed the extra help but something about the messiness, the audacity of it For me, at least. I assume for them too, based on the reactions.

I use spit sometimes, even though I don’t have to

 

[AlpineFresco]

Ahem if I may add a few…

Do you sit down, lay down, or stand up? How did it feel jerking off for the first time in the shower opposed to dry land? Do you use spit if you don’t have any alternative lubricant? Are you vocal? Do your hips jerk? When was the last time you did it? Are you doing it now? Do you want to?

1) All 3, depending on where I am. In bed? Obvs lying down. Shower? Standing up. Mostly, probably sitting down.
2) Well my first time was in the bath and my god nobody told me that stuff clings. Good lord.
3) Lube? Generally no. I'm uncut so none is really needed, although I might reach for it purely because it's a different feeling and can be pleasant.
4) Am I vocal? Yes. I can be quiet but I'd prefer not to be.
5) I think my hips do jerk a little bit. Not excessively, but some.
6 ,7 ,8) Yesterday, no, and actually yes but I have deadlines so it'll have to wait.