Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Bassytian]

I don’t think your wiener is, do you need a splint to?

Damn.. ouch..

I’m Peter Piper, would you like to pick my “pickled pepper”?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Damn.. ouch..

I’m Peter Piper, would you like to pick my “pickled pepper”?

I’d rather cook your pickled pepper if you don’t mind…

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’d rather cook your pickled pepper if you don’t mind…

Can I eat your skin?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can I eat your skin?

I quite attached to my skin. May I recommend an alternate organ?

 

[Bassytian]

Toenails?

I’d rather cook your pickled pepper if you don’t mind…

Sign me up for that shit!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Toenails?


Sign me up for that shit!

Ok, let me grab my lighter and grill!
I’m so excited!

 

[Bassytian]

Ok, let me grab my lighter and grill!
I’m so excited!

I’ll bring the seasoning!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’ll bring the seasoning!

I prefer my meat unseasoned... I'm about as basic as they come

 

[Bassytian]

I prefer my meat unseasoned... I'm about as basic as they come

Uh-huh-huh, huh-huh, you said “come”.

 

[Noor]

Uh-huh-huh, huh-huh, you said “come”.

I just painted my nails red

 

[LostHorizon]

I just painted my nails red

Can I dry your nails for you?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can I dry your nails for you?

Nails? Are we doing carpentry? Lemme get my hammer!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Nails? Are we doing carpentry? Lemme get my hammer!!

my tool of choice is a vise-grip... are you still down?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

my tool of choice is a vise-grip... are you still down?

Crank that vice.

I can take it!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna come over and watch pimple popping videos & chill?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wanna come over and watch pimple popping videos & chill?

Is it pay per view pimple popping videos? (PPVPPV)

I’m gonna have to hustle money on only fans first

 

[Bassytian]

Do you play golf? Because you turn my putter into a 3-wood

 

[Fiestykitten]

@AlwaysDancing have you seen my loofah? You were the last one to have it….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@AlwaysDancing have you seen my loofah? You were the last one to have it….

@cactusjack0584 borrowed it for … something.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Here’s some soap on a rope. You’ll never have to worry about dropping yours again. Can we go out now?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Here’s some soap on a rope. You’ll never have to worry about dropping yours again. Can we go out now?

I have a convenient place to hang the soap on a rope…
Want me to show you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a convenient place to hang the soap on a rope…
Want me to show you?

I'd rather you wash my kitten, can you do that?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'd rather you wash my kitten, can you do that?

ME-OW!!! Winks awkwardly… then pretends to clean my invisible ears with my “paws”… and more winks

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ooh baby baby....
You sure know how to bathe.

*Roar*
*flickers brows*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ooh baby baby....
You sure know how to bathe.

*Roar*
*flickers brows*

*Bats softly with paws*