Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

*Bats softly with paws*

Hey … promise to run around the house randomly in the dark of the night? Can I record it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hey … promise to run around the house randomly in the dark of the night? Can I record it?

OW! Who moved the coffee table?!?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

OW! Who moved the coffee table?!?

Sooooo, you can’t see in the dark?

 

[dawn_of_night]

That doesn't mean you can move the furniture without telling someone....
Gosh @AlwaysDancing
*Comforts @Kitty_so_frisky *

*There there*
*There there*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That doesn't mean you can move the furniture without telling someone....
Gosh @AlwaysDancing
*Comforts @Kitty_so_frisky *

*There there*
*There there*

*Purrrrrs*

 

[QwertyMaster]

*Purrrrrs*

Does the kitty like pets? I'll pet your belly if you promise not to bite.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Does the kitty like pets? I'll pet your belly if you promise not to bite.

 

[QwertyMaster]

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Then bite away. Just not everywhere. Some parts are sensitive and I need those.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Then bite away. Just not everywhere. Some parts are sensitive and I need those.

Promise not to bite your squishy eyeballs

 

[QwertyMaster]

Promise not to bite your squishy eyeballs

Yes. Those were definitely the balls I was speaking of.

 

[Bassytian]

Woah, you’re hotter than the underside of the devil’s nutsack in knitted underwear during a heat wave in Hell!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Woah, you’re hotter than the underside of the devil’s nutsack in knitted underwear during a heat wave in Hell!

Yeah … well your cold. Colder than a
Witches tit on solstice during the mother of all blizzards.

And when I’m done with you … Winter. Is. Cumming.

 

[Bassytian]

Yeah … well your cold. Colder than a
Witches tit on solstice during the mother of all blizzards.

And when I’m done with you … Winter. Is. Cumming.

I have always loved that saying!

Winter is cumming, huh? What about you?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have always loved that saying!

Winter is cumming, huh? What about you?

I’m always cumming. Sorry about the mess.

 

[Bassytian]

I’m always cumming. Sorry about the mess.

I slipped and fell in it, but there was so much that it broke my fall, we’re good.

 

[Coyote100]

I slipped and fell in it, but there was so much that it broke my fall, we’re good.

Isn't it interesting that wolves are genetically related to coyotes.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are did your pants just spontaneously combust?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are those my leather chaps????

Are you trying to tell me something?

 

[ydahecnot]

“Y’know, I think we share a tailor”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I hate that tailor. Let’s just get naked.

 

[QwertyMaster]

That outfit looks good on you. I think it would look better if you were on the floor.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Mind if I cut some of your hair to save it to the scrapbook I have of you?

 

[summer_reine]

Ohh, a kitty! You should definitely come home with me, I have a mouse problem.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ohh, a kitty! You should definitely come home with me, I have a mouse problem.

Eek! Not all kitties want to chase mice! But um…can I call you next time I need a spider killed?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I tried to link the Vince Vaughn motorboat gif twice…and failed (fuck this site’s interface).

But if that’s not incompetently flirting, then I don’t know what is. So, you’ll have to accept the narrative.