Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

So you like to motor boat eh???
My motor needs a boat too....
Whatdya say???

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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So uh....
You busy later???

 

[WerdNerd]

So uh....
You busy later???

No, but my cock will be busy later.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No, but my cock will be busy later.

So you're coming.....
Over?

 

[WerdNerd]

So you're coming.....
Over?

Coming soon.
Over what?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Coming soon.
Over what?

Geez....
You can't even buy me dinner first??
I guess your chest.....

 

[QwertyMaster]

Geez....
You can't even buy me dinner first??
I guess your chest.....

So you like dinner? What a coincidence, so do I! Maybe one of these days I could have you for dinner. I mean have you over for dinner.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So you like dinner? What a coincidence, so do I! Maybe one of these days I could have you for dinner. I mean have you over for dinner.

So....
Are you a canabal?
Or are you like making a sexual innuendo?

I'm.... AFAF

 

[QwertyMaster]

So....
Are you a canabal?
Or are you like making a sexual innuendo?

I'm.... AFAF

I'm no man eater. I don't eat man flesh. But I could eat a peach for hours.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm no man eater. I don't eat man flesh. But I could eat a peach for hours.

This you?

 

[SPARTAN047]

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Or Kano.

'Did you fart? Because you blew me away.'

 

[SPARTAN047]

'I'd like you to wear this for our next date/meeting.'

*Sends nothing*

 

[Bassytian]

Me Tarzan. Tarzan wants you to swing from his “vine”.

 

[Nightbird]

How you Doin'?

 

[sexymanfun]

Nice eggs you've got there. Are you going to hatch them yourself?

 

[Noor]

Can you make gluten free bread without eggs, potato starch, tapioca or, flax seed?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(Holds up raccoon tail butt plug)

If you wear this, you can be the Rocket to my Groot!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's Taco Tuesday on Sunday. Ready?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

TTOS?!?!?!?

With TaTa SalSa?

My new favorite day!!

 

[Bassytian]

Would you like to howl at my moon?

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Anything I can say is bad flirting..lol

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ve been working on my eyebrow waggle all day.

 

[fakingadulthood]

If you go full the rock with your eyebrows I can’t be held responsible for what happens but you might just get to smell with the rock is cookin’

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ooooh, I just heard this one.... You remind me of my pinky toe - sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table