Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[QwertyMaster]

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If you want a better stage to dance on, people are always telling me I've got a really comfy lap.

 

[TongueLust]

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[TongueLust]

I can't compete with a lap.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can't compete with a lap.

Just whisper things in my ear en español

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can't compete with a lap.

Please, don’t whisper things in my ear in espanol…. It’s a long walk to the brathouse to google in my sanitary corner

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Please, don’t whisper things in my ear in espanol…. It’s a long walk to the brathouse to google in my sanitary corner

My Spanish isn’t that great, but things just SOUND sexier in Spanish!

 

[TongueLust]

Oh my... are you kittens sure that you want to climb this tree?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Do you know what’s useful for climbing? Rope. I have rope in my trunk. For some reason.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Do you know what’s useful for climbing? Rope. I have rope in my trunk. For some reason.

If it’s white and a van, can I see inside?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh my... are you kittens sure that you want to climb this tree?

Do you have a scratching post? Looks hopefully at you*

 

[QwertyMaster]

Do you have a scratching post? Looks hopefully at you*

I'm ok with a few scratches. If that's what your into.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm ok with a few scratches. If that's what your into.

 

[QwertyMaster]

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Biting is bad. And bad girls get spanked. So only if you want to get spanked

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Biting is bad. And bad girls get spanked. So only if you want to get spanked

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[QwertyMaster]

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[Bassytian]

Hey there! I’m the old man who plays “Knick-Knack”. The number is six, how about I play “Knick-Knack” with our dicks?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can find a boner to give you from someone I’m sure…..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can find a boner to give you from someone I’m sure…..

Are we having sex tonight? I need to take this pill now if we are.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are we having sex tonight? I need to take this pill now if we are.

No need for that pill, I carry popsicle sticks in my purse… just let me grab them

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No need for that pill, I carry popsicle sticks in my purse… just let me grab them

So it’s like a splint …

Nice.

 

[Fiestykitten]

So it’s like a splint …

Nice.

Yea, I’d be happy to splint your dick for you

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yea, I’d be happy to splint your dick for you

I really like your first aid response. How’s your mouth to mouth?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I really like your first aid response. How’s your mouth to mouth?

It’s great! I have enough air to blow you up like a hot air balloon

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It’s great! I have enough air to blow you up like a hot air balloon

S'up

 

[Fiestykitten]

S'up

I don’t think your wiener is, do you need a splint to?