Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[cdstefi]

Um... are you butter? Because.... I made bread.

(What?!?!)

Do you like butter, and have you seen Last Tango In Paris?

 

[curious_slut]

Are you an envelope because I'd lick you before I send you on your way?




I'll see myself out.

 

[QwertyMaster]

If you were a turd, I wouldn't flush

 

[Fiestykitten]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

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[Fiestykitten]

I'll let you eat my noodle any day

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'll let you eat my noodle any day

 

[MindYaBitness]

I use natural deodorant

 

[cdstefi]

I use natural deodorant

Has anybody ever told you that sperm is the best skin conditioner EVER?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Has anybody ever told you that sperm is the best skin conditioner EVER?

And we know it’s safe because I’ve tested it on animals.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Have I ever told you that you remind me of my mother?

 

[fakingadulthood]

You’re saying qwerty but we’re both thinking about typing like we’re using one of those courtroom stenographer things

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll sustain your objection alllllllll night

 

[fakingadulthood]

You may approach the bench, counselor

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Permission to treat the witness as hostile

 

[fakingadulthood]

You better be going somewhere with this or you’ll be held in contempt

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, I’m basically a hung jury all be myself

 

[fakingadulthood]

depends on what we do with the gavel

 

[Rob_Royale]

Hey there hot stuff! Wanna come back to my place and help me move a body?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey there hot stuff! Wanna come back to my place and help me move a body?

Nah, I’ll just help you set it on fire. I love the smell of burning flesh in the mornings. It’s so hot.

 

[ydahecnot]

“You? I’d hit it.”

 

[Wand3rlust]

Go out with you? I mean.

WHY *laughs* WHY THE *guffaws* WHY THE HECK NOT?

geddit? Geddit?! See what I did there?

*laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes*

*stops. Stares*

 

[QwertyMaster]

Hey

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can make it so hot in here for the both of us, how do you feel about setting this room on fire?
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[ydahecnot]

“You’re Aunt Bee’s knees.”

 

[Fiestykitten]

are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day