Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[fakingadulthood]

When I’m done with you, you so won’t be able to walk for a week! Nighty night, legs!!

Walking is overrated anyway, dancing 100% of the time is the only option

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Is that a raccoon in your trenchcoat or are you happy to see me?

Walking is overrated anyway, dancing 100% of the time is the only option

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is that a raccoon in your trenchcoat or are you happy to see me?

Surprise!! It’s three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

Rabid, too.

God, the way they foam at the mouth.

Hot

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Surprise!! It’s three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

Rabid, too.

God, the way they foam at the mouth.

Hot

Hey, baby, wanna froth for me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Frothing is the new twerking. But with more foam so more fun.

 

[Coyote100]

Surprise!! It’s three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

Rabid, too.

Ya know, l hear the cure for rabies is worse than anything.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Ya know, l hear the cure for rabies is worse than anything.

I mean, the sweet release of a horrible, painful death does sound rather enticing

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wow your so limp and soggy but taste delicious...

 

[AlpineFresco]

I like your... join date! Yeah, I... <googles> Cancer or Leo, nice.

 

[Fiestykitten]

you're not saucy at all, I can work with that

 

[ydahecnot]

“You’re making me so hot and prickly.”

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can find a prick to help you with that feeling

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can find a prick to help you with that feeling

A threesome with the
Cactus? Let’s get a little more drunk, first.

 

[Fiestykitten]

A threesome with the
Cactus? Let’s get a little more drunk, first.

*Hands you a bottle of Colt 45*
I just keep random bottles of liquor in my bag for such occasions...I put my drunk goggles on already, it's your turn

 

[LostHorizon]

Let’s be fake together.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I can make you fake a few things…

 

[Bassytian]

I assure you, the carpet matches the drapes.

It also matches the furniture, the appliances, the walls, and the ceiling!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I assure you, the carpet matches the drapes.

It also matches the furniture, the appliances, the walls, and the ceiling!

Speaking of walls,

Come on up and see the 25 pictures of you I have on my wall. I’ve got some great ones of all that matching.

 

[Bassytian]

Speaking of walls,

Come on up and see the 25 pictures of you I have on my wall. I’ve got some great ones of all that matching.

Oh please tell me you got the one of me trying to shave my ass with an electric razor, that's my proudest moment!

 

[fakingadulthood]

I could make you feel so good you’re gonna sound like tenor-ytian

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can sound like a guy if that's what gets you off

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

 

[Noone45]

So.. I have a bush.. you have a bush... want to see who is better at topiary shaping?

Let me know if you need a hand ! Sweetheart

 

[QwertyMaster]

Are you an angle? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Um... are you butter? Because.... I made bread.

(What?!?!)