Worst Songs Ever

The Canuckistan nationalist in me has to go for his Alanis tribute if we're going down the Wesley Willis path. And I think we've gone far enough!

Alanis Morrisette -- Wesley Willis

Alanis Morisette is bad on her own.

Check out the Alanis Morisette Lyric Generator

"Why"

Testicles, razors, therapists
Why God, Why?
Razors, medications, hipsters
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Radios, testicles, dinners
Why God, Why?
Hipsters, dinners, therapists
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
 
Alanis Morisette is bad on her own.

Check out the Alanis Morisette Lyric Generator

"Why"

Testicles, razors, therapists
Why God, Why?
Razors, medications, hipsters
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Radios, testicles, dinners
Why God, Why?
Hipsters, dinners, therapists
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of hipsters
Like a Pablo Neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


I feel miserable
Hipsters rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Motherfuckers defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Idiots are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
With the red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Edgar Allan Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.


Hee hee I like that one. :cattail:
And I am just a sponge for bad songs, and they stick in my head forever.

I am not a big fan of UK accents (apparently a minority on Lit :p and damn, their pop music is even worse than ours.
All kinds of 70's wrong.

Paper Lace -- The Night Chicago Died
 
I feel miserable
Hipsters rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Motherfuckers defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Idiots are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
With the red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Edgar Allan Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.


Hee hee I like that one. :cattail:
And I am just a sponge for bad songs, and they stick in my head forever.

I am not a big fan of UK accents (apparently a minority on Lit :p and damn, their pop music is even worse than ours.
All kinds of 70's wrong.

Paper Lace -- The Night Chicago Died

Then you really gotta "love" this double whammy - circa 1974 ...

Paper Lace - Billy don't be a Hero 1974 (UK version)

Bo Donaldson - Billy Don't Be A Hero (US version)
 
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