COVID-19 RESOURCES
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Worst Songs Ever

Having My Baby - Paul Anka

I can't determine what makes this song so incredibly horrible ... the singing, the instrumentation, or the lyrics ...

Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it
No, you wouldn't do it

... that it was a huge hit in 1974 ...

... or that that it was on Glee.
 
MsQuote said:
Did this band intend for this song and video to be THAT bad?
Click to expand...

Did Elizabeth Berkeley intend for Showgirls to be THAT bad? Ofcourse not, which makes it all the more cringe gigglefit worthy. :)
Industry folklore is that before email, CD's, and YouTube, VHS tapes of that monstrosity used to be traded and played at parties by R&A people the same way Litster women trade PM asshattery. :D


Hey, let`s go international with our next selection, haa haa.
http://youtu.be/1orMXD_Ijbs
 
Porkwarrior said:
Did Elizabeth Berkeley intend for Showgirls to be THAT bad? Ofcourse not, which makes it all the more cringe gigglefit worthy. :)
Industry folklore is that before email, CD's, and YouTube, VHS tapes of that monstrosity used to be traded and played at parties by R&A people the same way Litster women trade PM asshattery. :D


Hey, let`s go international with our next selection, haa haa.
http://youtu.be/1orMXD_Ijbs
Click to expand...

OMG! That's fuckin' horrible ... especially that plastic face and the bad lip syncing!

At least it translates well from Russian. :rolleyes:
 
Alright last one (seriously, I could go all night, I am just a sponge for this kind of crap, haa haa).
The worst part is, I used to work with a Bosnian, and rode a Kawasaki. I heard this song every week, if not daily...for two years. Aaaargh.

From one 2nd world shithole to another, Detroit to Bosnia

Bora Majstorovic -- Kawasaki
http://youtu.be/seS2lp7WFbU
 
Last edited:
MsQuote said:
When this video came out it actually got some hype on one of the local TV news shows.

It's about as bad as white suburban kids trying to do hip-hop.

Krispy Kreme - The Baddest
Click to expand...

Bah haa haaa, oh lord I don't know what's worst, trying to be a badass posing with BB guns or the giant ass booger hanging out of his nose. Ewwwwwww :eek:

More from the reverse Oreo suburbanite rap genre...
Three Loco -- Neato
http://youtu.be/Gkxolne0U5U
 
Porkwarrior said:
Alright last one (seriously, I could go all night, I am just a sponge for this kind of crap, haa haa).
The worst part is, I used to work with a Bosnian, and rode a Kawasaki. I heard this song every week, if not daily...for two years. Aaaargh.

From one 2nd world shithole to another, Detroit to Bosnia

Bora Majstorovic -- Kawasaki
http://youtu.be/4GbLdmypMmU
Click to expand...

WTF? A bunch of Bosnians dancing (like typical white guys) on cars in a junk yard singing the praises of Japanese crotch rockets?

I think I'm having a wide-awake nightmare.
 
Betcha didn't think Pat Boone was such a badass.

61Ddn-uEIeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


Smoke on the Water
Holy Diver
Enter Sandman
Paradise City
The Wind Cries Mary, Panama and Stairway To Heaven
 
Haa haa I remember when Pat Boone wore his leather gear to the Grammy's, his publicist was proud. :rolleyes:

Well with The Hobbit in theatre's here's another misguided shot in the pseudo celebrity music cesspool.

Leonard Nimoy -- Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins.
http://youtu.be/AGF5ROpjRAU
 
Porkwarrior said:
Haa haa I remember when Pat Boone wore his leather gear to the Grammy's, his publicist was proud. :rolleyes:

Well with The Hobbit in theatre's here's another misguided shot in the pseudo celebrity music cesspool.

Leonard Nimoy -- Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins.
http://youtu.be/AGF5ROpjRAU
Click to expand...

Arrgh. It hurts my hair every time I hear that.

And don't forget William Shatner, although I really have to believe he was in on the joke.

Rocket Man
Bohemian Rhapsody
Fuck You
Mr. Tambourine Man
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Major Tom
Space Oddity
 
I used to hang around a small airport that all the big music acts would fly into when they played gigs in Toronto. Bigger than the Rolling Stones, bigger than Madonna, by far the act that had THE biggest entourage was Milli Vanilli. We're talking 30+ people with them, all dressed in monochrome black leather with matching black leather luggage. Was surreal.

Haa haa speaking of surreal, I am still stuck in the Balkans. I am in the middle of a bizarre love affair with this Yugoslav/Serb genre called "Turbo Folk". Cross Slavic folk music with Eurotrash techno, sung by the "Desperate Houswives Of Belgrade"....... it's become my guilty pleasure, hee hee.

Goga -- Sexy Businessman
http://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Wonderer67
Great band names, terrible band names. Make up your own!
2
Replies
35
Views
287
Wonderer67
Wonderer67
Massive Grooves
Song I Hate
3 4 5
Replies
101
Views
1K
PhiloDaddy
PhiloDaddy
__Nathan1968
No Challenge: Monthly Musical Sloppy Seconds
5 6 7
Replies
153
Views
2K
PhiloDaddy
PhiloDaddy
morelikeasong
Siren songs and helicockters
112 113 114
Replies
3K
Views
47K
AuntieDisco
AuntieDisco
morelikeasong
🎵 Monthly Song Challenge 🎵
418 419 420
Replies
10K
Views
164K
caitiff1969
caitiff1969
Back
Top