What's the weirdest thing you ever did?

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I thought of this question as I was using pumice to remove skin from the underside of my famous hooters, after covering my Chanel bags with a lovely product: Chin Wan Hung ginseng burn cream.

Useful in case one's stilettoes slip and pretty bloodroses spring up on one's delectable legs.

My rack will smell of ginseng for a day, but I live in Chinatown.

My boobies suffered because I wore my bra too tight.

I have had many strange experiences but this seems pretty far to have gone.

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[Philthy_Phil]

*pukes in mouth*

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I didn't know you were still working, honey. How many pukes can you take in your mouth at once? Most hos can only accommodate two.

I feel for you, honey. All the politporn about @ntifa... Got you sooooo excited...

January 6th... What a buzzkill!

See, now the FBI really is @ntifa. The latter was formed in America by white kids who read about the '30s and decided on preventive measures.

@ntifa cracked fash heads. Now Mr. Hoover's Bureau carries the banner. That's history for you, Chuckles. You're screwed either way.

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[Philthy_Phil]

I found another picture of you.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

And here's a video of you.

The fact that you hide your Trumpist face while I post my lovely image says it all.

Do you hate trans women because Jessica Watkins has bigger ovaries than you have balls?

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[maturegentlman]

After having dropped a load into my gf behind a vacant house, I went home and had my gf put my big toe into pussy!!!!

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Mmmm. Big toe in pussy sounds almost as good as thumb in butthole. I like it!

Thanks for this.

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[Sgts19]

Hooked my cock naked fly fishing

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Fabulous! This is what Literotica needs!

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[Philthy_Phil]

And here's a video of you.

The fact that you hide your Trumpist face while I post my lovely image says it all.

Do you hate trans women because Jessica Watkins has bigger ovaries than you have balls?

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Who said I hate trans people? Hate is a strong word. I feel sorry for the unstable and confused except when they are militant nazis like you.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I'm not unstable or confused.

Unstable people don't save the world from Saudi Islam. See attached. Thanks to your tax dollars, my mental health needs are addressed very well. Thanks!

I am not confused. I knew early on that I was a girl internally. Thanks to your tax dollars, I will soon get 600cc of silicone. My boobies will be cosmic. I will open my Golden Arches to the Ukrainian army. Thanks again!

Militant Nazi? I'm a published scholar on the Holocaust. Thanks to your tax dollars, I can get hired to document your gang's crimes. But you really should contact the ADL and see what they have to say. They need a good laugh over there.

This is you, right? Spaz? Or is it Spazz?

You really need a good blowjob, honey. Chomsky would be happy that I serviced you.

This I how I think about you:

My lips are soft, my boobies are big and squeezable, and my pussy is wet. And honey, I got your number... And I know you got mine.

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