Curious_in_Cali
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Totally... how about...
3 x bottle of bourbon
3 x packs of chippies
2 x packs of biscuits
2 X bottles of water
2 x bottles of coke
1 x torch
What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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Totally... how about...
3 x bottle of bourbon
3 x packs of chippies
2 x packs of biscuits
2 X bottles of water
2 x bottles of coke
1 x torch
kiwi_submissive
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Totally... how about...
3 x bottle of bourbon
3 x packs of chippies
2 x packs of biscuits
2 X bottles of water
2 x bottles of coke
1 x torch
I love the way you think
GreenEyeVixen
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A lady(being nice) coming into the grooming shop today to see if I was hiring. They way she said she could do it all except "make them pretty" had us laughing after she walked out the door.
seela
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Trumpets of the dead, loads of them!
Chanterelles, loads of them!
Sheated woodtufts, loads of them!
Wood hedgehogs, porcini and even a couple of really early but decent sized yellowfoots! (or is it yellowfeet, I still don't know, help!) EDIT: it's yellowfoots, apparently
Ah, the mushroom season has arrived.
Chanterelles, loads of them!
Sheated woodtufts, loads of them!
Wood hedgehogs, porcini and even a couple of really early but decent sized yellowfoots! (or is it yellowfeet, I still don't know, help!) EDIT: it's yellowfoots, apparently
Ah, the mushroom season has arrived.
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DeepGreenEyes
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I couldn't decide, as I read this, whether it was a translation of an epic poem, a 1990s list of pantheistic beanie babies, or a summoning of elven waterfowl.
I'd forgotten your shroomania.
Can I just laud you on the fine username? I am a fan. It's the sort of thing that would bring one universal acclaim, riches and free Doritos, were one lucky enough to sport something similar.
Curious_in_Cali
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Bwahaha! Thank you!
Curious_in_Cali
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Watching Moonrise Kingdom again.
*swoony~sigh*
*swoony~sigh*
Paul_Chance
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Fish Sticks
A stupid joke from South Park had me laughing all day. (Watch the episode about the Fish Sticks joke.)
A stupid joke from South Park had me laughing all day. (Watch the episode about the Fish Sticks joke.)
imrhapsody
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Made something healthy and yummy tonight. I have been down and have not cooked for ages.
seela
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I can see how you'd get confused. I'm known for all that, so it can sometimes be hard to keep up with my posts.
A little known fact: the best way to survive a deluge caused by the summoning of elven waterfowls gone very bad, as depicted in most proper epic poems, is to build a mushroom shaped vessel and cushion it with beanie babies. *nods*
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Keroin
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You know, Julia Child was awesome but I find it impossible to watch her without thinking of the SNL sketch.
And that is a big lobster.
midwestyankee
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You know, Julia Child was awesome but I find it impossible to watch her without thinking of the SNL sketch.
And that is a big lobster.
Indeed, her style was so unique it made her an easy target for SNL. I've seen an 18-pounder in an aquarium and it was truly a behemoth. Looked like it could snap your wrist in half with one claw.
Curious_in_Cali
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Embracing the awesome.
DeepGreenEyes
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Sometimes I get so fatigued by your posts on patheistic beanie babies that I just want to punch something. Like, beat the essence of the divine out of a giant beanbag. You know the feeling.
I can sorta see you in a heroic camera angle, forced perspective, dramatic light, blowing an ancient horn, summoning elven waterfowl from beyond time and place. Also, they are each carrying a single mushroom in a fanny pack.
seela
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Well, as long as there are mushrooms involved and I get to ride a winged wolf wearing a flowey gown. The wolf can wear one, too.
DeepGreenEyes
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I get this vision. So epic. And even better with a neon orange fanny pack on the winged wolf.
seela
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You do need something to cinch the waist of the wolf's gown, so a neon orange fanny pack is as good an option as any. With a body like the winged wolf's, you really want to show it off, you know.
I'm all about epic, baby.
Keroin
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Every now and then, someone in this world makes me go "FUCK YEAH!"
Amanda Palmer is now one of those people.
http://www.upworthy.com/a-cautionary-tale-to-any-tabloid-newspaper-who-thinks-picking-on-a-womens-body-is-a-good-idea?g=3
Amanda Palmer is now one of those people.
http://www.upworthy.com/a-cautionary-tale-to-any-tabloid-newspaper-who-thinks-picking-on-a-womens-body-is-a-good-idea?g=3
Curious_in_Cali
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Every now and then, someone in this world makes me go "FUCK YEAH!"
Amanda Palmer is now one of those people.
http://www.upworthy.com/a-cautionary-tale-to-any-tabloid-newspaper-who-thinks-picking-on-a-womens-body-is-a-good-idea?g=3
Totally chicktastic!!!
BiBunny
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COPY EDITING IS DONE!
I am a little excited about this.
YAY!
What made me smile today: A couple of friends and I are trying to make a go of a real PSO biz. It's been a long, uphill road, but the calls are starting to come in more regularly. We can't quit our other jobs yet, but it's noticeably picking up.
Then, today, when I go to log in, I've got a call within 10 minutes. That hasn't happened in a long, long time. We are amazing.
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