graceanne
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You are a hijacking savant. I thought I could hijack well, but I am nothing compared to you all. You. Rock.
... what's wrong with weird?
What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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You are a hijacking savant. I thought I could hijack well, but I am nothing compared to you all. You. Rock.
... what's wrong with weird?
Lord_Steve
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... what's wrong with weird?
no weird is the best i just don't want it spread around that i have sex with- I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
Sir_Winston54
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Only with birds?
Lord_Steve
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what? n-nooooo
kiwi_submissive
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Been able to act like a muppet and make someone smile.
Loverskitten
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I'm sure y'all have seen this but it made me laugh today
Curious_in_Cali
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The audacity of brilliant, mature adults surrendering to unabashed silliness. 
gypsy*seer
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Unexpected snow day - YAY!
I tried to drive to work (I really did!), but with the snow, the roads were WAY too slippery!
I tried to drive to work (I really did!), but with the snow, the roads were WAY too slippery!
Lord_Steve
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The audacity of brilliant, mature adults surrendering to unabashed silliness.
this is literally the only reason i get out of bed some mornings
the captians wench
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Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight. 
And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him.
And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him.
Babyslave
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Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight.
And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him.
Reading this made ME smile.
the captians wench
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The teenie boppers at work getting all girly and excited about my trip with me.
Them all talking as if I'm not coming back. *giggles*
Making plans with him. Knowing he's as excited and eager as I am.
Them all talking as if I'm not coming back. *giggles*
Making plans with him.
Knowing he's as excited and eager as I am. 
Tryharder62
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HottieMama
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"Yes, Ma'am..."
.........."Good girl"
.........."Good girl"
Sir_Winston54
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I love Fark. And Consumerist.com.
If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops
We certainly don't condone the act of dining-then-dashing. It's illegal and, more importantly, just plain rude to the people that prepared and served your meal. It's especially rude when the servers are law enforcement officers working a fundraising event for the Special Olympics.
And yet, a man in New Mexico stands accused of trying to feed and flee an Applebee's during the Tip-A-Cop fundraiser featuring police officers as hosts and waitstaff.
The suspect's two female dining companions left the building first, and then he allegedly tried to slip out without paying the $30 dinner check. Given the police presence in the restaurant, it's not surprising that the man was snagged and charged with obtaining services less than $100.
So if you see a bunch of police officers serving up dinner, be prepared to wash dishes if you can't afford your meal.
It's an update on the age-old rule that if you see Samuel L. Jackson eating breakfast at a diner, do not attempt to take his wallet.
We certainly don't condone the act of dining-then-dashing. It's illegal and, more importantly, just plain rude to the people that prepared and served your meal. It's especially rude when the servers are law enforcement officers working a fundraising event for the Special Olympics.
And yet, a man in New Mexico stands accused of trying to feed and flee an Applebee's during the Tip-A-Cop fundraiser featuring police officers as hosts and waitstaff.
The suspect's two female dining companions left the building first, and then he allegedly tried to slip out without paying the $30 dinner check. Given the police presence in the restaurant, it's not surprising that the man was snagged and charged with obtaining services less than $100.
So if you see a bunch of police officers serving up dinner, be prepared to wash dishes if you can't afford your meal.
It's an update on the age-old rule that if you see Samuel L. Jackson eating breakfast at a diner, do not attempt to take his wallet.
TarevaChine
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Love this!
Can anyone say [URL="http://www.truecrimereport.com/stupid_crime/"]Stupid Criminals![/URL]
Loverskitten
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the captians wench
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My mom said my accent was showing.
I'm hopeless
I'm hopeless
HottieMama
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Having company doing my Sunday errands from someone who really wanted to be there...
knot_sweet
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A pm from a 20 year old asking me if I wanted to dom him over webcam.
Poor thing got nothing but a very short "bugger off" message
But maybe I should have thanked him for the tears of laughter I had rolling down my face.
Poor thing got nothing but a very short "bugger off" message
But maybe I should have thanked him for the tears of laughter I had rolling down my face.
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