Otter box case....why his fucking phone isn't in it is beyond me.
Birth control pills....at least I know she's taking them....
A can of chew....who the fuck is chewing in my house?
Coffee cup....yup that's mine...and it needs a refill
Kitchen Table-
-Climbing gear (harness, helmet, gloves) drying after it was washed
-Laptop
-Samsung cellphone
-Police report
-Car keys. To whom they belong I don't know, they were in my lawn yesterday.
-Victoria's Secret bag....not sure about this one. Wife hates that store, no daughters...wtf?
Table cloth, 4 placemats, salt and pepper shakers (still not filled), NEW sunflowers in a vase.
Half empty bottle of water and pop tart wrapper (daughter is a slob!)
Two grocery bags with supplies for two different school projects for both kids (Both due on FRIDAY!) - one with tulle and the other with leis.
Kitchen table:
2 blue candlesticks
1 bar of chocolove dark chocolate bar
Small woven cedar basket
Handwritten thank you note for nurses day
Camera...not yet put away from yesterday
The cutest ever, but empty, bottle of Hudson Baby Bourbon Whiskey... Oh I wish it wasn't empty!
A $70 rebate debit card...not yet activivated...