What Is On Your Coffee Or Kitchen Table?

Early morning so no telling.
Coffee Table.
Remote.
Bills.
A Tyson Rubber Chicken?
A battery.
 
Kitchen table:

Three sets of car keys
Dog Leash

Coffee Table:
Notebook
Coffee cup
Sunglasses
 
Coffee Table

Pretzel Crisps.(Very addictive)
Keys.
Glasses case.
Coffee cup.
And the list goes on...

Kitchen Table

Dish towel.
Bills.
 
Kitchen table: sewing machine and supplies for a project and a snake in a tank. We are snake sitting for a friend.
 
Kitchen table

Laptop


Coffee table

Otter box case....why his fucking phone isn't in it is beyond me.
Birth control pills....at least I know she's taking them....
A can of chew....who the fuck is chewing in my house?
Coffee cup....yup that's mine...and it needs a refill
 
Kitchen Table-
-Climbing gear (harness, helmet, gloves) drying after it was washed
-Laptop
-Samsung cellphone
-Police report
-Car keys. To whom they belong I don't know, they were in my lawn yesterday.
-Victoria's Secret bag....not sure about this one. Wife hates that store, no daughters...wtf?
 
Kitchen Table

Napkin holder
salt and pepper shakers
table cloth
bananas
 
Kitchen Table:

Table cloth, 4 placemats, salt and pepper shakers (still not filled), NEW sunflowers in a vase.
Half empty bottle of water and pop tart wrapper (daughter is a slob!)
Two grocery bags with supplies for two different school projects for both kids (Both due on FRIDAY!) - one with tulle and the other with leis.
 
Can I just have you on the kitchen table?

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Candles
A credit card bill
Two beer bottles (one empty one full)
Keys
Nail file
Remote
 
Kitchen Table -

Vase of flowers (as always)
table cloth
four place mats
two puzzle books
daughter's Girl Scout sash
son's lacrosse pictures
 
Kitchen table:
2 blue candlesticks
1 bar of chocolove dark chocolate bar
Small woven cedar basket
Handwritten thank you note for nurses day
Camera...not yet put away from yesterday
The cutest ever, but empty, bottle of Hudson Baby Bourbon Whiskey... Oh I wish it wasn't empty!
A $70 rebate debit card...not yet activivated...
 
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