TV or Movie one liners

[AlysaNewport]

Post a tv or movie one line phrase.


Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not an engineer... Star Trek

 

[LandP2]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!

 

[AlysaNewport]

It's not a tumor...

 

[TwoShades]

"London. Fish. Chips. Cup o tea. Bad food. Worse weather. Fucking London."

Snatch

 

[AlysaNewport]

This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun! .. Lethal Weapon

 

[OxfordDon]

"Are you the police?"
"No ma'am - we're musicians"

Blues Bothers

 

[AlysaNewport]

*I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite*

Moby Dick

 

[Mrdarkblueeyes]

“I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal, Firefly.

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Words to live by on Literotica.

“Mischief managed."

 

[Mrdarkblueeyes]

*I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite*

Moby Dick

“Nuke it from orbit; only way to be sure." Aliens

 

[Porkwarrior]

"Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I am a man, so I married. House, wife, kids...the full catastrophe!"

"Life is trouble. Only death is no trouble at all. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble!"

"When a woman sleeps alone, it is a shame on all men."


Zorba the Greek

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Just think of your secretary"

Hedley to the Governor while trying to help him put a pen into the pen holder - Blazing Saddles

 

[Dogma52]

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker"

Inga in Young Frankenstein

 

[wombat9966]

That's not a knife,That's a knife
That's a spoon
I see you've played knifey spooney before.

the simpsons

 

[EctoJohn]

The system was working fine until the power was shut off by dickless here.

These men caused an explosion!

Is that true?

It's true, your honor, this man has no dick.

 

[AlysaNewport]

I had no idea you could milk a cat.
- Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
- I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Meet the Parents

 

[livnmylife]

"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"
The Godfather II

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What is it about sex that really makes me want to take a crap? You really jarred something loose there tiger.

Kingpin

 

[Elvenoff1]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Full metal jacket

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

(with milk on his upper lip)

"I got up a little early, so I decided to milk your cow."

"We don't have a cow, we have a bull." (man throws up)

Kingpin

 

[hotternow]

A person is smart, people are stupid.

Men in Black

 

[AlysaNewport]

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

Christmas Vaction

 

[GimpyIntellect]

"And, by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."

- Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld

 

[Galadriela]

“Music to drown by – Now I know I’m in first class”, Tommy Ryan ~ Titanic

 

[tina12345]

Soylent Green is people.... Soylent Green

 

[Dogma52]

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Dogma