The older I get...

[Story_Daddy]

The older I get, the better my perspective becomes.

The set I get, the more in tune I am with what I want.

The older I get, the happier I am!

 

[Aquagal]

The older I get, the more I hate rap. And country music.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The older I get......oh I forget...gimme a minute

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

The older I get, the more annoyed I am with "stupid," which , quite frankly is pretty annoyed, given I've always had an extremely low tolerance.

 

[gsmith2011]

The older I get, the more annoyed I am by people wearing their pants below their asses'.

 

[gsmith2011]

The older I get, the less I care for BS and vagueness

 

[elli1]

the older i get, the more convincing it takes to make my granny hide easter eggs in the garden and get us advent calendars each year.

but my brother and i still are the youngest generation of the family *pouts*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

The older I get, the more I hate rap. And country music.

*cues up*

Backwoods Boyz

 

[lexieredefined]

The older I get, the more I hate rap. And country music.

I'm completely with you on this one.

 

[Trudy57]

The older I get, the better my sex life has gotten.
The less I tolerate indecision and pouting, and the more I value trust, openness and a sense of fun in all relationships.

 

[TongueLust]

The older I get, the more I like to be alone.

The older I get, I have become more lenient with my girls.

The older I get, the more people with no common sense aggravate the fuck out of me.

The older I get, the more I see that being genuine for some people is nonexistent.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the longer my bathroom visits take.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

The older I get, the more I like to be alone.

The older I get, I have become more lenient with my girls.

The older I get, the more people with no common sense aggravate the fuck out of me.

The older I get, the more I see that being genuine for some people is nonexistent.

 

[lexieredefined]

The older I get, the more I hate having to shave my legs.

 

[papadoc19]

The older I get, the less hair I have

 

[Trixxy]

The older I get, the lower my tolerance is for bullshit.

 

[straypuss]

The older I get the more books I have read but the longer the list of ones I want to read.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the older I get, the more I long for my tits of yesteryear

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The older I get the more I look around for bella's lost tits

 

[Lord_Michael]

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Mark Twain

 

[Lord_Michael]

"Growing old we can handle; being old is the problem."

--Mitch Albom, Have A Little Faith

 

[MSH2]

The older I get the more I overthink things, and then second guess the first overthinking, and then wonder why I;m doing that, and then wonder what the hell I was thinking about in the first place

 

[justuandmekiddo]

The older I get it seems the hair on top of my head gets sucked in and pushed out through other parts of the body

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the older I get, the more willing I am to endure pain in exchange for something I want

 

[Sugareee]

The older I get, the better I am at taking care of myself.