The Naked Party Thread

[SweetWitch]

*hands Molly the flogger and bends over the couch*

Ooooo, you are feeling frisky this St. Paddy's. I like that in a woman!

I don't need a flogger, ye ol' sot.

I'll jes' use me fists, like any good Mick.

 

[SweetWitch]

It's a poor lubricant, but what the heck.

Then we can warm it up.

Yeah, just let me pop it in the microwave.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Molly, I'm six feet tall and have overly long arms. First you have to get close to me without being wrapped up in them.

But I'll be back for the fun in a while. Dinner needs fixing.

 

[mansome]

love it when the witchy one gets all fiesty 'n' shit..........

 

[starrkers]

*Quietly sips coffee in corner*

 

[TE999]

Yeah, just let me pop it in the microwave.

You're a difficult woman to entice, Molly.

Which makes me all the more determined.

 

[sweetness6280]

*Quietly sips coffee in corner*

*Slips in to sit next to starr*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*Slips in to sit next to starr*

Chicken! *slips out of the room to go cook dinner* But I shall return!

 

[sweetness6280]

Chicken! *slips out of the room to go cook dinner* But I shall return!

Who's the chicken?

 

[SweetWitch]

Molly, I'm six feet tall and have overly long arms. First you have to get close to me without being wrapped up in them.

But I'll be back for the fun in a while. Dinner needs fixing.

Honey, getting close to you is no challenge. Seriously.

love it when the witchy one gets all fiesty 'n' shit..........

You're dancing on my last nerve.

You're a difficult woman to entice, Molly.

Which makes me all the more determined.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

 

[starrkers]

Who's the chicken?

That's what's for dinner

 

[TE999]

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

Luck has nothing to do with it.

My sophisticated wit and devastating charm will win you over.

Not to mention my hot bod.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Honey, getting close to you is no challenge. Seriously.

That may be the best news I've had all day.

 

[TE999]

*Slips in to sit next to starr*

Hi sweet.

Mind if I join you ladies?

Molly's playing hard to get again and I need feminine companionship.

 

[SweetWitch]

Luck has nothing to do with it.

My sophisticated wit and devastating charm will win you over.

Not to mention my hot bod.

Sophisticate wit and charm? Who's the one throwing the raw meat and green jello? Honestly.

That may be the best news I've had all day.

Don't be too happy about it. I plan to hurt you when I get there.

 

[SweetWitch]

Hi sweet.

Mind if I join you ladies?

Molly's playing hard to get again and I need feminine companionship.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Sophisticate wit and charm? Who's the one throwing the raw meat and green jello? Honestly.



Don't be too happy about it. I plan to hurt you when I get there.

The best laid plans of mice and Molly gang aft agley.

 

[SweetWitch]

The best laid plans of mice and Molly gang aft agley.

 

[TE999]

Sophisticate wit and charm? Who's the one throwing the raw meat and green jello? Honestly.

That was merely to get your attention you firey charmer.

I think there is something infinitely more tempting under that skirt than a rude smiley.

 

[SweetWitch]

That was merely to get your attention you firey charmer.

I think there is something infinitely more tempting under that skirt than a rude smiley.

You'll never know, big boy.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh yeah, and

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Damn, this is fun. Rolf, more Guiness!

 

[SweetWitch]

Damn, this is fun. Rolf, more Guiness!

 

[TE999]

You'll never know, big boy.

Ah, but I beg to differ, you captivating charmer.

One day soon you'll be putty in my hands.

 

[SweetWitch]

Ah, but I beg to differ, you captivating charmer.

One day soon you'll be putty in my hands.

That's what I like about you. You have a rich fantasy life.

My computer is quite ill. It's crashed twice on me tonight. If it happens again, I'm going to give up and go to bed.