The Naked Party Thread

[Tarakin]

I have sweetness? ME? Why don't my friends tell me these things! I'll see a doctor first thing tomorrow and have it cured.

If he wants your sweetness and you don't need it anymore, give it to him and you are both happy

 

[SweetWitch]

If he wants your sweetness and you don't need it anymore, give it to him and you are both happy

Such an afliction! I would be happy to part with it. I worked long and hard to get my bitch card.

 

[mansome]

I have sweetness? ME? Why don't my friends tell me these things! I'll see a doctor first thing tomorrow and have it cured.

you are nuts.. *laugh*...........

but believe me that's a very good thing........

 

[TE999]

Happy Saint Paddy's Day everyone.

Green beer, corned beef and cabbage, bean soup and potato rolls make for a fine dinner this evenin'.

That's what the local pub was servin' anyway.

*burp*

'Scuse me.

 

[SweetWitch]

you are nuts.. *laugh*...........

but believe me that's a very good thing........

Really? I always thought it was a nasty disease that required rather horrible treatements.

 

[SweetWitch]

Happy Saint Paddy's Day everyone.

Green beer, corned beef and cabbage, bean soup and potato rolls make for a fine dinner this evenin'.

That's what the local pub was servin' anyway.

*burp*

'Scuse me.

Honestly, Tom. You're table manners are atrocious. And you expect me to have dinner with you in a few days? I shall have to rethink that.

 

[Tarakin]

I'm done for today. Have a good party, folks! Night all!

 

[TE999]

Honestly, Tom. You're table manners are atrocious. And you expect me to have dinner with you in a few days? I shall have to rethink that.

My table manners are impeccable I'll have you know.

Would you like another handful of mashed potatoes?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm done for today. Have a good party, folks! Night all!

G'night, doll. Sleep well.

 

[mansome]

Really? I always thought it was a nasty disease that required rather horrible treatements.

nope.. it's a wonderful affliction that helps you "spread" the cheer......

 

[SweetWitch]

My table manners are impeccable I'll have you know.

Would you like another handful of mashed potatoes?

No, and stop throwing raw meat at my head.

 

[SweetWitch]

nope.. it's a wonderful affliction that helps you "spread" the cheer......

Oh, crap. First it was "sweetness" and now it's "cheer". Ugh. I ain't f&%$&g Santa Claus.

 

[TE999]

No, and stop throwing raw meat at my head.

I'm out of meat--how 'bout some lime Jell-O?

 

[mansome]

Oh, crap. First it was "sweetness" and now it's "cheer". Ugh. I ain't f&%$&g Santa Claus.

that's for sure.......... I have no desire to enjoy any "santa claus" dessert..

 

[Belegon]

Oh, crap. First it was "sweetness" and now it's "cheer". Ugh. I ain't f&%$&g Santa Claus.

That's probably good, cause I hear Mrs. Claus gets jealous...

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm out of meat--how 'bout some lime Jell-O?

Christ. The next thing you know, you'll be tossing poop and trying to groom my hair for parasites.

that's for sure.......... I have no desire to enjoy any "santa claus" dessert..

That's it. I'm not talking to you anymore. You're obsessed with dessert.

That's probably good, cause I hear Mrs. Claus gets jealous...

Mrs Claus is a pussy. I'll whoop her ass any day of the week.

Blue! More whiskey!

 

[TE999]

Christ. The next thing you know, you'll be tossing poop and trying to groom my hair for parasites.

You're just jealous of my prehensile tail.

Banana?

 

[mansome]

That's it. I'm not talking to you anymore. You're obsessed with dessert.
Mrs Claus is a pussy. I'll whoop her ass any day of the week.

yes........ I am totally up for not talking...............there are much better ways to "communicate"

 

[SweetWitch]

You're just jealous of my prehensile tail.

Banana?

Again? You're always trying to slip me your banana

yes........ I am totally up for not talking...............there are much better ways to "communicate"

I'm not going there.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Whoo-wee, the party is rockin' tonight! Blue, whatinhell did you put in the Guiness? I've never seen such hilarity since the lawyer showed up. I think I'll just curl up here next to the fire with my pint(s) and watch. Hey, Nero, you a bettin' man? I can see any number of possibilities with this one. *grabs Molly by the butt then leaps to safety and ducks under the couch*

 

[TE999]

Again? You're always trying to slip me your banana

How else can we have a banana split?

Scream...um...I mean ice cream?

 

[SweetWitch]

Whoo-wee, the party is rockin' tonight! Blue, whatinhell did you put in the Guiness? I've never seen such hilarity since the lawyer showed up. I think I'll just curl up here next to the fire with my pint(s) and watch. Hey, Nero, you a bettin' man? I can see any number of possibilities with this one. *grabs Molly by the butt then leaps to safety and ducks under the couch*

My dear VM--do not think that a mere piece of furniture will stop this Irish lass from pounding your ass.

 

[SweetWitch]

How else can we have a banana split?

Scream...um...I mean ice cream?

Sure. I'll dip your banana in it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

My dear VM--do not think that a mere piece of furniture will stop this Irish lass from pounding your ass.

*hands Molly the flogger and bends over the couch*

Ooooo, you are feeling frisky this St. Paddy's. I like that in a woman!

 

[TE999]

Sure. I'll dip your banana in it.

It's a poor lubricant, but what the heck.

Then we can warm it up.