DemianBiros
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2012
- Posts
- 419
Damn,back on this thing again!
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Damn,back on this thing again!
-smiles-
Only a little. But somethings... are very good to know.
would that be your hand on your cock or you being back on lit?
Hm... good for you, or good for me?
would that be your hand on your cock or you being back on lit?
Oh. Well then.. that I can get on board with.
*nods*
Lit. too worn out to bother with the other right now,LOL!
I didnt have any doubt of that 19 posts ago.
Seems legit.
I often come to a porn site when I'm too tired to wank one out.
Seems legit.
I often come to a porn site when I'm too tired to wank one out.
Yeah,a harmless enough whimsy.
Off now,cook breakfast,feed feral cat colony,work on Steam Powered Vibrator!
For a guy who is too tired to "wank" he sure is busy.
-nods-Oh, who are we kidding? Neither did I.
Of all the ways I can imagine you describing it, "wank one out" wasn't one of them.
Maybe that's why he's too tired!
Also, a steam-powered vibrator sounds both dangerous, and cumbersome.
-shudders-
FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
-nods-
-curls up in a fit of giggles-
Yes.. the recently used expression was just... handy.
Oddly enough... it was to tell my mother not to do so..
Yeah.. I cant leave that hang in the air all by itself.
She has her elbow wrapped right now.
Sister told her she shouldnt be moving her arm.
I corrected her by saying, "No, she should be moving it."
Sister countered with, "Well not this much."
Me: "well as long as shes not wankin one out with that arms she should be fine with whatever she's doing."
Sis: "uh, I'd hope not. At least not NOW"
--insert more than two people laughing--
Mind you, I was down the hall and only overhearing/interjecting in the conversation. Not realizing that sisters boy friend and grandpa were also in the living room.
-shudders-
FUCKKKK all that... I'm not having another accident with a sex machine.
YES... fucking christ..Another...?
*laughs*
I feel like my mom wouldn't even be sure what it meant if I told her not to wank one out. And if true, I am eternally grateful for that.
YES... fucking christ..
-sighs-
The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.
I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.
YES... fucking christ..
-sighs-
The damned thing "punched" me in the cunt once and then blew up.
Not me, my friend, not me... I am both lucky and unlucky.
I woke up from a nap the other day to over hear my mom on the phone arguing that she was absolutely not vanilla, maybe strawberry but defintly not vanilla.
So my trip to the coffee pot included me telling her "You might have sprinkles but you are completely vanilla." to which she told me to go to hell.