zydrate
Sweet Zydrate
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2010
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Offers to give Zy something satisfying to suck on....
Whistles innocently.
LOL crazy guy
Not drinking the right things?
I'm drinking water... Iced water... Nothing is working
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Offers to give Zy something satisfying to suck on....
Whistles innocently.
Not drinking the right things?
LOL crazy guy
I'm drinking water... Iced water... Nothing is working
And well maybe something, thicker and creamier. *Dirty grin*
Tried Milk?
Uhhhh no, I have not... Water man.... Water...
Actually try milk. Sometimes the little coating effect it can put on a stomach will help in cases of hunger or thirst.
I only have rice milk.... Will that work?
LT: sooooo is this what guys do to get into a girl's panties....?
Confused. But I did mean it. Not that I wanted a guy in my panties. Just the sudden realization that certain things..... Were potentially what gets guys there?
Shuts up. I'm not making sense.
Confused. But I did mean it.
Never mind. I think I'm just putting my foot in my mouth at this point.
i need to find where i left my muse....
bitch wwandered off.
i need to find where i left my muse....
bitch wwandered off.
What? You don't chain yours up? I've resorted to doing that to keep her from running away. I've now got to the point of refusing her whippings if she keeps playing up too much.
Good to keep her on a leash. Preferably where the other end of the lease is lashed down to a long stake driven into a steel wall. Keeps them from wandering off too far, anyway.
FUCK!
I missed that memo somewhere.
I... I thought... but... free range muses?
-pouts-
Soon as I find her I'm heading to the home improvement store!
I only have rice milk.... Will that work?
-wipes away a tear-Never, never, free range a muse. They are just too damn sneaky. They'll escape just when you need them the most.
-wipes away a tear-
I know that now...
I'm baking cookies and lining the drive with sex toys...
I hope she comes home soon.