The Last Thing You Thought...

[marauder13]

sneaks up behind

BOO!

sneaks up behind the witch and tickles

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

sneaks up behind

BOO!

*jumps and whirls around*

Hey!

*pokes her side*

No scaring!

 

[Britwitch]

sneaks up behind the witch and tickles

squeaks and tries to bat his hands away

*jumps and whirls around*

Hey!

*pokes her side*

No scaring!

another squeak at the poke, to accompany her wide grin

Sorry. But hey, it's not quiet anymore

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

squeaks and tries to bat his hands away



another squeak at the poke, to accompany her wide grin

Sorry. But hey, it's not quiet anymore

*snickers* I suppose that's true.


But! It is giving me a chance to work on getting you nice and kidnapped.

 

[Britwitch]

*snickers* I suppose that's true.


But! It is giving me a chance to work on getting you nice and kidnapped.

grins wider

Oh goodie!

 

[marauder13]

*snickers* I suppose that's true.


But! It is giving me a chance to work on getting you nice and kidnapped.

Again? She's getting kidnapped again? Geez.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Again? She's getting kidnapped again? Geez.

She's just imminently kidnappable, I guess.

 

[Britwitch]

Again? She's getting kidnapped again? Geez.

...hey! Feel I should point out I'm not the true kidnappee here, it's a character. So there.

She's just imminently kidnappable, I guess.

opens mouth, not sure what to say, so closes it again

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

...hey! Feel I should point out I'm not the true kidnappee here, it's a character. So there.



opens mouth, not sure what to say, so closes it again

Hm.

This is true.

*pulls out his notebook and begins flipping through pages*

But I can fix that, too.

 

[marauder13]

...hey! Feel I should point out I'm not the true kidnappee here, it's a character. So there.



opens mouth, not sure what to say, so closes it again

You, your character... So close there's not much difference. Alright then... Another of your characters is going to get kidnapped! Geez!

Is THAT better?!?

 

[Britwitch]

Hm.

This is true.

*pulls out his notebook and begins flipping through pages*

But I can fix that, too.

an eyebrow rises curiously

You, your character... So close there's not much difference. Alright then... Another of your characters is going to get kidnapped! Geez!

Is THAT better?!?

Much.

Thank you

hugs

...and how's you?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

an eyebrow rises curiously

*finds the page he's looking for*

Ah, there we are.

*reads for a moment, pausing to glance up at her, then returns back to his reading before finishing with a nod*

It is as I suspected. An easy thing to fix.

*nods to himself again, and closes the notebook*

 

[Britwitch]

*finds the page he's looking for*

Ah, there we are.

*reads for a moment, pausing to glance up at her, then returns back to his reading before finishing with a nod*

It is as I suspected. An easy thing to fix.

*nods to himself again, and closes the notebook*

wets lips, a little nervously, before smiling as brightly as she can manage

It is?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

wets lips, a little nervously, before smiling as brightly as she can manage

It is?

Absolutely!

*nods again, tucking the notebook away in his pocket*

I can't account for every variable, of course, but kidnapping you should be little trouble, really.

 

[Britwitch]

Absolutely!

*nods again, tucking the notebook away in his pocket*

I can't account for every variable, of course, but kidnapping you should be little trouble, really.

Oh...oh good...

laughs quietly whilst making a mental note to look carefully around corners and always turn on the lights before entering a room...for the near future at least

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh...oh good...

laughs quietly whilst making a mental note to look carefully around corners and always turn on the lights before entering a room...for the near future at least

Yes. So.. don't worry!

*patpat*

It will all go smoothly, I'm sure.

 

[Britwitch]

Yes. So.. don't worry!

*patpat*

It will all go smoothly, I'm sure.

Worried? Who's worried?
Besides it's not the kidnapping...it's what follows it that might, just might, cause concern...

considers trying to pick his pocket and glance inside his notebook

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Worried? Who's worried?
Besides it's not the kidnapping...it's what follows it that might, just might, cause concern...

considers trying to pick his pocket and glance inside his notebook

*tilts his head to the side a bit*

Concern? Why on earth would you be considered about something like that?

 

[Britwitch]

*tilts his head to the side a bit*

Concern? Why on earth would you be considered about something like that?

Oh I dunno...natural reaction to the unknown...the fact that most kidnappers tend to have less than pure motives...stuff like that...

 

[Nina327]

Oh I dunno...natural reaction to the unknown...the fact that most kidnappers tend to have less than pure motives...stuff like that...

But SB has the motives of a freshly baptised saint.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh I dunno...natural reaction to the unknown...the fact that most kidnappers tend to have less than pure motives...stuff like that...

Ah, I see.

Well allow me to reassure you, then!

First, my motives are entirely pure. They are motivated, entirely, by one singular thing, with no dilution by other wants or desires.

Second, the unknown is, of course, part of the fun.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

But SB has the motives of a freshly baptised saint.

There's a Catholic priest joke in there somewhere...

 

[Nina327]

There's a Catholic priest joke in there somewhere...

Somewhere.

-nods-

Under the robes I think.

 

[Britwitch]

But SB has the motives of a freshly baptised saint.

eye brow quirks

...uh huh...sure he does...

Ah, I see.

Well allow me to reassure you, then!

First, my motives are entirely pure. They are motivated, entirely, by one singular thing, with no dilution by other wants or desires.

Second, the unknown is, of course, part of the fun.

Oh, the unknown can be very fun. Not in question.
It's finding out what that one singular pure thing is that's the problem...

smiles

Wanting to find it out does open one up to all sorts of trouble...that said, trouble can be fun too.

sighs

It's quite the quandry!

 

[Britwitch]

Somewhere.

-nods-

Under the robes I think.

giggles