midwestyankee
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Twysted, there is no try. There is only do.
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I know! I was in Panerra Bread Co having lunch with my very good yet very repressed friend and saw a picture of a bagel hanging by a string from a pretzel. My mind thought, "Hmmm, Bakery Suspension."
God I want to try that.
Whoa, just read those instructions.
Wonder where the closest home depot is....
Just come on out for a visit. I've got the chain prepared and ready.
Don't tempt me!
I'll do more than that.
I'll wave pictures of the chain in front of you
Can you not see how it shines with lube and desire? Rawr.
Ah! You monster....
Now how will I get to sleep tonight with that image in my head?
Well, I can provide some suggestions...
Heh, I'm SURE you can. I'll do my best to come up with something. I mean, it'll be a strain, but I'm sure I'll manage all right on my own
I'll do more than that.
I'll wave pictures of the chain in front of you
Can you not see how it shines with lube and desire? Rawr.
K and I tried that and it did NOTHING for me.
I'm sorry.. But shines with desire.. Now THATS FUNNY!!
LOL
The Chain Trick doesn't like naughty, SAMmy girls.
I tried it without and it didn't do that much for me so I think this might just amp things up a bit.
The Chain Trick…. A delicious dessert for two.
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